Reminder of the brazen lies

I live four miles from where Hurricane Sandy made landfall in New Jersey. The bay, dramatically swollen by rain, wind and storm surge, left three feet of water in the ground floor of my home. We’re slowly cleaning up the mess.

On several occasions, government and agency officials have been on our street to see how we’re making out. City officials were walking around the day after we were allowed to return home. A week later, a man from FEMA (the Federal Emergency Management Agency) knocked on our door and gave us a flier for disaster assistance. A week after that a woman from the Red Cross stopped by, checking to see if anyone needed services.

Yesterday, we had another visitor. A man wearing a bright yellow safety vest said he was from the utility companies, coming to make sure we received credit on our gas and electric bills for the outages we experienced as a result of the hurricane. He wore a nametag, with his photo on it, from a utility consulting company, and asked to see our bills.

My husband, Terry, came in from outside to find them. He thought it was a bit strange that someone from the utility companies was at our home on a Sunday, but I figured he was coming around when he expected people would be home. We found the bills and stood on the porch, in the cold, as he looked them over. I noticed that the sleeve of his jacket was embroidered with a Verizon logo.

The man pulled out a form and copied down the account number for the electric bill and the gas bill. Then he asked for my date of birth.

“Why do you need my date of birth?” I asked.

“We need it in order to issue you the credit,” he said.

“I’m not giving you my date of birth.”

“Well then you won’t get the credit.”

At this point, Terry had heard enough. “This is not right,” he said. “No one from the utility companies is going to be coming around on a Sunday. We’re not doing this.”

“If that’s what you want,” the man said. And he left.

Ploy to sign the forms

Terry and I believe that the man was working for one of those alternative energy supply companies. His whole spiel about getting us reductions on our gas and electric bills because of the storm was a ploy to get us to sign the forms to switch energy suppliers.

The experience was a reminder of how smoothly some people can lie.

This man presented himself as a concerned utility representative working to get us savings that were due to us. He patiently waited in the cold while we looked for our gas and electric bills, and slowly examined them. When he asked for our information, he sounded like any clerk filling out a form.

And even when we started questioning him, the man never missed a beat, never diverted from his story or his persona. Even when Terry told him, essentially, to get lost, he walked away as if we were the ones losing out.

The man looked us in the eye and lied, with no shame whatsoever. Even knowing what I know about sociopaths, I was still amazed at his cool, calm and brazen performance. No wonder honest people get manipulated.

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These guys with their clipboards come around regularly in my neighborhood (a town in PA, west of Philly), which has a lot of non-native English speakers and just general po’ folk. I wonder how many have been deceived.

I allowed myself to lose it on the last one. “If you’re from one of those energy supply people, I am NOT INTERESTED. I am HAPPY WITH MY ENERGY. I also have a MIGRAINE RIGHT NOW.”

In a soft voice, he gave me the line about seeing if my bill had changed after the disaster.

This was easy, because I pay the bill every month online. I informed him, still using my all-caps voice, that we had gotten our bill since the hurricane; that it was exactly the same as the one before; and that I was fine, and also, goodbye.

I really hope I develop a reputation among these people as the crazy, angry migraine lady in apt. #___.

Even supposedly “green” or “alternative” energy companies have to make a buck too…funny thing is they dont’ string new wires for electric or new pipes for gas or water, it is just a different billing system and they get a cut…back here we have the “alternative” phone companies for land lines. I am so frustrated with them all that I finally had my land line taken out.

It was with AT&T but they kept screwing up the bill (double billing) and I tried to reach 1-800-GIVEASHIAT and never could get anyone who A) spoke English or B) cared. I went to the AT&T store and tried to talk to the person who sold me the land line and screwed up the billing in the first place, but they told me they only SOLD the stuff, that I’d have to call 1-800-GIVEASHIAT again, so after 3 months of the double billing not being straightened out, and HOURS on the phone trying to find someone to fix the problem, I just canceled the land line.

I realize I am not going to bankrupt AT&T by canceling, but if enough people do it maybe tey will get the idea. For years I was getting $1.50-$2 on my bill for TEXTING…my son and I do NOT text at all….and I would go over the itemized bill and there would be texting charges and I would get them removed off our bill…this was EVERY month so I had the texting BLOCKED on our account. Well, not long after that, I read where there was a big CLASS ACTION law suuit against AT*T and Sprint (I think it was) for doing this to MILLIONS OF CUSTOMERS, customers, that I imagine that 99.9% of just paid the bill and didn’t look at it charge by charge like this old skin-flint does.

Let’s see 5 zilliion customers at $2 fraudulent charges per customer per month = $9.9999 Zillion extra bucks! (minus my $2) Tell me it was an accidental charge. LOL ROTFLMAO In my mind even the “legitimate” corporations are crooks.

Ahhhh…AT&T. I was involved in the class action lawsuit against AT&T because the company defrauded so many DSL subscribers.

My son and I have Virgin Mobile for our cell phones. They “recommend” that you keep an extra $5 in your account “just in case” you want to buy something like a ring tone later on or your monthly bill goes over its allowance (remarkable, since the monthly bill is all inclusive.)

Do the math. $5 for each account in Virgin Mobile’s bank account plus the interest on that total every month? The money that they are making on our interest-free “loans” to them.

I refused to keep an extra $5 in our accounts. I told them if there is a problem, call me. They’ve got my number.

That’s the same with companies that automatically withdraw payments from you, but when it comes to reimbursement time, it can take 30-60 days for the money to be returned to you. Again, they’re collecting interest on your “interest-free loan” to them. Trust me, the process is just as easy withdrawing money from your account as it is putting it back in. It can be done in seconds.


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