For all of you wishing for the permanent solution to the problem of a sociopathic tormenter an arrangement that will stop him or her from tormenting you heck, the predator won’t torment anyone —here it is!
InstantHitman.com
Solution courtesy of a Lovefraud reader.
Georgia
Bwaaahahahaha… that was hilarious!!! Thanks for the chuckle. I am on my well prepared way out the door to confront a sociopath with some very incriminating information on her and since she is already terrified of me I don’t think there will be any problems after today. I love it when a plan comes together đŸ™‚
sarahs
hilarious LOL
sarahs
hilarious
one/joy_step_at_a_time
bit of a struggle not to hit the ‘next’ button. đŸ˜‰
besides….i’d want to do it myself.
mind you, i guess i could just direct and watch.
one joy, who isn’t ‘over it’ yet.
panther
Ahahahhah!!!
Donna, I appreciate your sense of humor in posting this!!!!
The funniest part perhaps is that every single person on here is laughing while also wishing this were real on some level. Comedy in tragedy.
MiLo
It’s a JOKE, Ringling, a JOKE !!
Donna, thanks for the humor this morning, it was getting a little too serious around here.
coping
Thank you. That was too funny. I really needed a good laugh this morning.
skylar
Clown,
You are right. I went ahead and clicked next and I’m convinced that the website was setup by my ex-spath. The page where you select your preferred method of murder included many of his known favorites, including: drugging, plummeting, accidental and apparent suicide. Additionally, he often discussed crushing and dismembering. Once he filmed a burning death and submitted it to the news channels.
The other clue that this is his website is that he would often use “fine print” in his cons. These would be written in almost imperceptible print at the bottom, so that if he got busted, he could say “it was a joke.” That’s the prototypical psychopath “exit strategy”, which all psychopaths set up at the very start of their con.
I’m convinced that this is his website and I hope he gets no business from it at all.
That said, I was very satisfied with my purchase as I ordered a hit by drugging for only $146.99!
Donna Andersen
I’m glad you liked the joke! When I saw this, I thought it was hysterical!
MiLo
Sky ~
If you would have ordered plummeting with a rock, it would have only cost you $99.99 (plus shipping and handling).
You got ripped off girlfriend…..