For all of you wishing for the permanent solution to the problem of a sociopathic tormenter an arrangement that will stop him or her from tormenting you heck, the predator won’t torment anyone —here it is!
InstantHitman.com
Solution courtesy of a Lovefraud reader.
Hens ~
I was thinking of you, this is more affordable than dentures.
Where is your Oh my….
Milo, it was worth the extra $50 because drugging is how he planned to kill me. turn about is fairplay
Yea, it’s a joke…but I won’t say that I have not WANTED to “off” several of my family psychopaths, or the one across the road that sued me for $50,000 because the plane my husband was burned in crashed in his field and it caused HIM distress that could ONLY be cured with money. Actually, a man in my neighborhood was so upset by what the neighbor had done that he SERIOUSLY offered to off him….but I reluctantly declined because as much as I WANTED to off the guy at the time, I knew it was WRONG to do so. Actually, thoughts of revenge have been shown by research to light up the pleasure centers of our brain.
While I am not going to seriously entertain the thoughts of actually killing someone (except in self defense) this IS AN AMUSING WEB SITE and It gave me a laugh! Thanks for sharing it Donna,, I think we all have a bit of appreciation for gallows humor.
Oxy ~ EXCUSE ME – just what do you think those 1,000 fleas are going to do to someone? I think I saw that mentioned in the $249.00 package.
Milo, well did I mention not only the 1,000 fleas, but the crabs of 100 meth hos?
One time in my living history group (this is a TRUE story) where we portray pre-1840 life in Arkansas (which was pretty rough and tumble) some guy was caught stealing from another member, so the men stripped him, except for enough clothing to cover his junk, and tied him down like the Indians would have tied down a white man over an ant hill and left him during the school days. It was quite hot and more than 1,000 school children and their teachers trooped through our encampment to see how we lived, cooked and so on.
He was screaming the whole time “Help!!!! let me up, they’re gonna kill me!!!!!” while a couple of feather clad Native Americans sat smoking their pipes close by him. The school children and teachers thought it was all a part of the “show” and when they finally let the guy up at the end of the day, the male population of our group suggested that he MIGHT NOT EVER WANT TO COME BACK TO ANY LIVING HISTORY GROUP IN THE ENTIRE U.S. OR SOMETHING WORSE MIGHT HAPPEN. A little “frontier justice” but he lived over it.
I still laugh about that event and it took place more than 15 years ago. As far as I know that is the ONLY time there has been a theft of anything by one of our members, though we have to watch our stuff when the public goes through, but the tradition of NO THEFT among our members is inviolate. Even if someone might be a thief somewhere else, he is not going to steal there because the risk of getting caught and the consequences would be worse than jail.
Oxy ~ “frontier justice” I love it. I bet it left an impression on the school kids as well. They probably went home and told their parents that they would not have wanted to live “back then”.
My living history group is made up of an odd assortment of folks, from FBI agents, State Troopers, teachers, house wives, truck drivers, and everything in between….including a few “rough characters” that I wouldn’t put it past them to make a living stealing stuff, but if they do, they do NOT do it at an event. We can’t lock our tents up so it is the “honor system” as far as the participants are concerned. Once at an event someone dropped 5 one hundred dollar bills, and someone found it and turned it in. I can’t imagine any other place where that would happen, maybe, MAYBE in a church!
At the large events where there are 3-500 people camped there for 10-12 days the group self appoints “dog soldiers” or camp security officers so if someone gets rowdy or whatever it is handled internally, and if someone is ejected for bad behavior (and I’ve seen that happen) the jungle telegraph pretty well gets the word around and they are not welcome at any other events even among other groups as there is a lot of co-mingling between groups and events all over the nation, so word spreads.
This is the ONLY instance I have even HEARD ABOUT someone stealing something.
We did have a guy in our group who was also a park ranger at a state park who was arrested in a kiddie porn sting and went to Federal prison for it….he came back (it was hushed up by the parks department) and rejoined our group, but this old witch (me) raised enough of a stink that he was banned from that, lost his job with the State Historical Museum (thanks to me!) and eventually committed suicide after the local cops questioned him again. He had kept on taking jobs with 4-H and other kid-type groups but several of the women in our living history group kept up with where he was working and we sent copies of his criminal records to his employers for jobs when he was working with kids. But that is what pedophiles do, and that is to reposition themselves working with kids. It never seemed like he tried to get a job that was NOT working with kids.
His wife stayed with him even after he was arrested. She is a quiet “mousy” and very “nice” woman but I wonder WHY she stayed with him. Was she part of it? Or was she trauma bonded to him? The last time I saw her I didn’t recognize her at all, she has aged 100 years in the last 10.
Funny thing though, after he came back and rejoined our group, the MEN on the board of directors (which included 2 men I think are psychopaths) took the position that “well he’s paid is debt to society so we can’t kick him out” but the WOMEN backed me 100%. AFter that I did a 2 year term on the board of directors and made life difficult for the two men I think are Psychopaths. After this year, both of them are OUT of the group. One went to jail for a short stint after he was found living with his mother’s dead body that had been dead 2 weeks to a month, and the other is retiring and moving to France. LOL
Hi Oxy!
Long time no see. I came to hang out for a few hours tonight. I’ve been so busy lately.
Hello Sky, One Joy, Milo, others as well…..so…..
I just got back from a little vacation in the south of Germany and noticed there is a HUGE grey rock right smack in the middle of my Delilah bed. I actually think one of the neighbors’ kids might have just decided to play a prank on me and drug it out from the woods to put there. This has happened before, but I’m just as surprised every time. That’s what I get for going on vacation and leaving my garden unattended. The sheer size of this thing, though, is actually a bit creepy.
Nice to be home, though.
Ox, there was a TV show where families had to live like they were on the frontier. I should dig up the name. You’d probably get a kick out of it. It was like “Survivor” without the Hollywood glamour. These families actually had to build their own houses and make a garden to survive. I liked it, but it never became a sensation, so most people have never seen it.
Sky, did you actually click the next button? I was afraid to, haha.
This is too funny! Too bad we can’t place actual orders. Lol đŸ˜‰ I ordered the works for the narcissist in my life. I think Oxy is right – wanting revenge is only healthy & normal. And it does feel good!!
Aerin,
Yes, wanting revenge is only healthy and normal as a response to injury, it is when we let it FESTER into BITTERNESS and keep on with it that it becomes TOXIC to US. “It is like drinking poison and then expecting someone ELSE to die.” (don’t know who said that but it is a good one.)
Today my son D and I found out that the father of some of our friends has molested one of his daughters, and also took out a “student” loan in his oldest son’s name (the son never saw the money but will have to pay it back, and may not be able to go to college next semester now) and my son and I are both so angry at this man that we could very well imagine doing something horrible to him, starting with sticking toothpicks under each of his toe nails and traveling upwards until we got to his eye lids. I literally was so angry I wept and my son was so angry that his face was STONE. While I know that I am probably more angry at this man for what he has done to his children than I would be if he had hurt me personally, I know I can’t let it EAT at me or I will be the one that is damaged. I have to some how eventually LET GO of that wrath, that festering anger and bitterness….not for his sake but for my own. I have to be there to be supportive to his children. To help them with their own grief. The older ones are “getting it” about daddy dearest being a psychopath, but there are still 4 younger kids that are vulnerable to molestation and abuse and the courts have not ordered supervised visitation. Not sure what will happen about the student aid fraud, but the man is a state employee and if –IF– he is prosecuted he will lose his job and his wife may be worse off as her child support will be entirely cut off as well. It is a catch 22 no matter what happens. Typical psychopath collateral damage.