A Lovefraud reader alerted us to an audio clip on YouTube called, How not to pick up chicks.
Here’s the story, according to the person who posted the audio:
“One of my friends from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girls, Olga, ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most two minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.”
Here’s what our Lovefraud reader wrote:
“You should be able to hear a telephone recorded message from Dimitri to Olga. It is so telling. Only Dimitri speaks, but for anyone needing/wanting a lesson in identifying red flags this couldn’t be more perfect. For those of us who have been victimized by this pathology, it is also a lesson in really listening to what is being said. For me, a former victim, it made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end.”
I literally howled listening to the tape. Here’s the link:
can i pick my jaw up yet to close my mouth…..omg…..her gf were jealous cause he approached her!!!! does SHE have any mental problems??? WHO”S behavior is push-pull oops passive-… aggressive???………hes already sending her to a psych for not answering. her message…she doesnt know what shell be missing???he is such a catch???… have a cafe and let the romance begin!! after all he is good in bed and she is elegant…he wouldnt settle for less than elegant….hes so busy trying to meet her that he is aware what all the gf are thinking…gee is that him looking for supply…..not only does it make my skin crawl out of embarrassment and shame for him..relisten and i apologize but i too am rotflmao…..what a loon…i can see the guy from THE OFFICE and THE FORTY YR OLD VIRGIN playing that role as a farce in a movie…no one like that can be for real….oh thats the point, THEY ARENT REAL!!!!!! it doesnt get more inhuman or alien than that….maybe something really did land at roswell and they try to mimic humans!!!!!
OMG!! are you kidding me. i couldt even listen to it anymore it was making me sick. iam laughing so hard about it bc is so fake sounding, its the funniest thing ive ever heard, how could anyone believe that could be real. that GUY NEEDS A LIFE
Glad you posted Dmitri on-line. Great poster boy for bad boy international. Reminded me of the time I just moved from one city to another. While moving a friend of my sister’s spotted me and rang my doorbell the first night in my new place. Of course after chatting for a 1/2 hour (at the door to my building) he asked what I was doing Saturday night. We agreed that he would pick me up at 8:00. 8:00 p.m. Saturday night came and went. By nine o’clock I was back in my casual wear listening to my stereo. 9:45 p.m. and someone is ringing my doorbell. I ignored answering my intercom. Ring, ring, ring went my doorbell. Still, I refused to answer it. This persistence continued for another 10 minutes until my superintendent knocked on my door. Aren’t you going to see who’s downstairs being obnoxious. I said, No. He said, well I’m going to tell him to get lost if you don’t. I ended up going downstairs with my superintendent. My date was standing out in front of my building saying “why aren’t you dressed, you knew we had a date tonight”. I said “we had a date at 8:00 and you weren’t here, good bye”. “Good bye, what are you crazy, I came all the way over here to get you”. I said, “there’s a phone booth on every corner in this state and then some, you could have called and told me that you would be late”. He then told me “well, I’m here now, let’s go”. I said “no, there is no excuse why you couldn’t call and tell me that you would not be on time”. He kept insisting that we go out and I held my ground. Finally, my superintendent told him to leave the premises that he got his answer. The next evening my sister called and said the guy was all upset and what did I think I was doing? I told her what happened and she said to me “you’re so picky, this guy has liked you since High School”. I said, “yeah, and now I remember why I never dated him back then”. If only I knew in advance that my ex was this way. I could have acted the same way with him. Oh, well, live and learn. Smile though, it’s contagious and our sense of humors and our love for life is something no one can ever take away from us.
Peace.
I wondered what happened to the “Pathological Liar” character Jon Lovitz played on Saturday Night Live… the only thing missing from Dmitri’s diatribe was, “and my former girlfriend was the very beautiful and talented Morgan Fairchild..Yes, that’s the ticket….”
The xs said lots of things like that to me- if only he had said them all at once like Dmitri. I think if all that bs had been piled up on me at once, I SURELY would have smelled something!
That is appaling and frightening and completely repulsive. ICK in triplicate.
Anyone who gets involved with that creature will be in for nothing but misery.
Red Flag Red Flag Red Flag.
Avoid at all costs.
That message made my skin crawl.
nothing wrong with him? ahahahahahaha.
i can hear little bits of the different Ss and Ns I’ve known. even the inflection of his voice when he said ‘call me.’ the elegant woman thing was a big give away for flattery. trying to make her feel like her friends were jealous was quite a bit much without even having ever had a single conversation with her. hilarious.
horrible. that is one desperate S/N.
That was hilarious, has anyone seen the videos? They’re even funnier. At least the red flags were easy to see.
Are we talking about this guy?:
PICK UP ARTIST
This guy is making money from the explosion of the seduction/ mind control industry… like Ross Jeffries & David Shade
Thanks so much for this special treat!
So this is what a true sociopath sounds like!
Saw so many “red flags” I stopped counting..LOL
Dear James:
Read Tolle’s “A New Earth”. In his book, he explains the ego and how to quiet one’s ego, go silent, be still. Very interesting perspective this man writing from his pain (hitting rock bottom) wrote. Tolle states that he did NOT write this book. He prayed to God to end the pain in his life (caused by his parents fighting all those years) and he put his life in God’s hands. Tolle then explains how while he was working in the Spirit, the words were written on the page. Words that were written centuries ago, he just put the words on paper for others to read.