Editor’s Note: Laughs in the e-mail today sent by a Lovefraud reader. Enjoy!
Narcissist sayings about themselves:
“A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.'”
“I’m really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.”
About Narcissists:
“He was the only man I ever knew that could strut while sitting down.”
“Every narcissist woman wants a man she can look down on.”
“There’s nothing wrong with narcissists that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.”
“She was truly a legend in her own mind”
Things it is better NOT to say to a Narcissist:
“I’d love to stay and listen to you talk about yourself, but I gotta run.”
“Before you begin, may I adjust your crown?”
“They told me you weren’t foolish enough to lie all the time. I stuck up for you and said you were.”
“I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.”
“You were sent here as a warning to normal people, weren’t you?”
“Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.”
“Does this mean you’re about to rage? Would you mind doing something useful while you are at it, like getting me a beer and a sandwich?”
“You can’t be serious? Oh! Is this going to be on Candid Camera? Where’s the hidden camera? (begin looking)”
“300,000,000 sperm and YOU were the best they could find for the job?”
Other Narcissist riddles and sayings:
“A narcissist is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
“How does a female narcissist sleep? First she lies on one side, then she lies on the other.”
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a Narcissist? An offer you can’t refuse, but you can’t rely on either.”
“Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of narcissists? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.”
“What do a narcissist and sperm have in common? Both have about a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.”
“Narcissists are one of the main sources of income for therapists. Not that they ever come for therapy themselves because they know they don’t need to. But just one narcissist can easily drive ten other people into long term therapy.”
muldoon… “it wasn’t that bad” !!?? He’s blaming you and will do and say anything to come back! Don’t listen to his crap! Of course you feel like your on burn out, your human! Keep putting one foot in front of the other and you’ll get through this. Cry it out, it’s good for you, Lord knows I’ve done it enough, and still do it. It’s like we’re climbing out of a pit and holding on to the ledge for dear life, you can do it, you’ve got the kids hanging on to you!! They won’t let you fall!!!!!
muldoon… and HE’S the one that caused the split in the family with the baby, doesn’t he take any responsibility for anything? NO! He says it’s all your fault. Typical.
Thanks, Henry dear, you are right, if this old woman can get two dates in a week (after 4 years!) then you know wht, ANYONE can!!! But believe me guys there is a big jump between a couple of “casual” dates and a “wedding extravaganza!”
There doesn’t seem to be anything “N-ish” about him, though, and you could see his eyes light up when he talked about his late wife’s granddaughter that they raised from a baby to a masters degree student! We will be going to a state park wednesday near here and just looking at the sights and maybe going on some of the guided hikes. Eating lunch in the big log lodge overlooking the valley…that kind of thing.
Thank you guys for your kind words that my comments help your journeys. This is not “false” modesty when I say that there are none of you who have made as many bad decisions as I have in dealing with my Ps, or took much longer time to “catch on” and ACT, so if anything inspires you, let it be that no matter how much you lost, or how many times you “didn’t get it right” that ALL IS NEVER LOST and you CAN get out of that pit!!!! Hang in there and believe in yourselves! (((hugs))))
Dear MULDOON,
I’m not a gambling person, but as long as you LISTEN TO HIM, and let him get to you, I will stake my money on the fact that you will EVENTUALLY take him back just like you did last time. I will bet big money on the fact that you will find SOME excuse of why you don’t really want to but you will take him back again.
Dear, WE CANNOT SAVE YOU, you must do taht yourself, and as long as you REFUSE to quit listening to him, you are just ONE STEP CLOSER EACH DAY to going back to him.
“It wasn’t that bad” is him saying to you, “YOU DON’T DESERVE ANY BETTER”—-Muldoon, you show that you KNOW what your poor mum has gone through with the old man still hitting her and yet, you WILL BE HER if you don’t make a decision to quit LISTENING TO HIM. YOUR CHOICE and I know it is a difficult one, but WAKE UP AND LOOK AT YOUR MUM, do you want your kids to be saying that about YOU when you are 80—if he doesn’t kill you before then? BTW, WHEN THEY SAY THAT, THEY WILL ALSO BE IN THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR MEN HITTING ON THEM TOO because they have followed your example the way you are following your mum’s. WAKE UP NOW!!!!! We are here for you, sweetie, but we can’t come through the screen and do it for y9ou, we can only cheer you on!!! (((((hugs))))) and my prayers that you wake up before he actually kills you.
I cheer you on too. it is a dangerous game you are playing here. for you and your children. put a stop to it.
Oxdrover…so far you lose your bet, having plenty of chances to have him back but instead have changed my number effected from tomorrow, yes I do listen to his messages because he kind of gives a veiled threat that tellls me whats coming..and fore warned is fore armed as far as I know.
It dos not mean i answer or respond, it just means I listen, Nothing more.
Anyway today a better day, still turning it all in my head but thinking negative not positiccve like the brief moment before he showed hos tre stinking colours..and still reading.
psst Just read the thing on blog from justabout, the one where we ask wihy and will he and what if….learnt that this is not only a waste of time but its giving him my thoughts and he is still kind of in my life, so not asking self…well trying!!
Hap-hap-haaaap—eeeeeeeee birthday Henry!
Oxy said: “And he likes Fat and Hairy, and thinks my wagon is cool”
Congrats, Oxy. And that is great he thinks your wagon is cool. But the real question is………(drumroll for the corny)………..does he think your tractor’s sexy? 🙂
Henry:
Happy birtheday. Isn’t it nice not having to fret about whether or not the S will actually remember your birthday and may actually spring for a card?
This year’s b’day for me will be a vast improvement over last year’s — since I won’t have to (a) discover S ripped off my neighbor’s villa in Greece (happy birthday, Matt) and (b) give me a piece of jewelry which he had ripped off from his ex (and many happy returns). Peace of mind. Yup, that’s a really nice birthday present, now that I think about it.
Muldoon wrote..
“yes I do listen to his messages because he kind of gives a veiled threat that tellls me whats coming..and fore warned is fore armed as far as I know.It dos not mean i answer or respond, it just means I listen, Nothing more.”
Muldoon, just imagine the worst possible scenario you could imagine with him. There… now you have been fully forewarned about whats coming from him – how are you forearming yourself for the worst??
By listening and getting emotionally caught up in his words? By listening to him and his “blanket words” then turning around and having to fight your inner peace and sanity with “Now Im being blamed”… but if you CHOOSE NOT TO LISTEN – you wont have to walk around pondering his words – eating you up inside. But all they are – are HIS MANIPULATIVE, TURNING IT AROUND WORDS!!!!! You do not have to listen to be forewarned about whats coming… be honest with yourself …for your children…and grasp whats NEVER GOING TO CHANGE – HIM!!!!!!!!
Are you being and have you been consistently treated by him as the special caring giving loving woman that you are??? Is there any reason on this earth that you can honestly give as to why you should either stay or remain listening to him or allowing him any contact? Other than its all you know or what you are use to? Break the cycle…. be the first to end the madness. Just say NO MORE . Feel it as you say. Believe it. NO MORE LISTENING TO THE DARKNESS HE SHINES ON YOUR INNER LIGHT AND BEAUTY. NO MORE TRYING TO REASON WITH A MAN WHO IS UNABLE TO LOVE YOU OR ANYONE. JUST SAY NO MORE TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU ARE READY!
I think its wonderful you had your number changed and that you have not responded to him. Now you have to find the courage and strength to emotionally let go of a person who is truly bad for you in your life. Show your children the zero tolerance way to END A BAD RELATIONSHIP.
GL! Lots of prayers for continued stregth and insights to help you on your journey!!!