Editor’s Note: Laughs in the e-mail today sent by a Lovefraud reader. Enjoy!
Narcissist sayings about themselves:
“A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.'”
“I’m really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.”
About Narcissists:
“He was the only man I ever knew that could strut while sitting down.”
“Every narcissist woman wants a man she can look down on.”
“There’s nothing wrong with narcissists that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.”
“She was truly a legend in her own mind”
Things it is better NOT to say to a Narcissist:
“I’d love to stay and listen to you talk about yourself, but I gotta run.”
“Before you begin, may I adjust your crown?”
“They told me you weren’t foolish enough to lie all the time. I stuck up for you and said you were.”
“I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.”
“You were sent here as a warning to normal people, weren’t you?”
“Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.”
“Does this mean you’re about to rage? Would you mind doing something useful while you are at it, like getting me a beer and a sandwich?”
“You can’t be serious? Oh! Is this going to be on Candid Camera? Where’s the hidden camera? (begin looking)”
“300,000,000 sperm and YOU were the best they could find for the job?”
Other Narcissist riddles and sayings:
“A narcissist is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
“How does a female narcissist sleep? First she lies on one side, then she lies on the other.”
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a Narcissist? An offer you can’t refuse, but you can’t rely on either.”
“Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of narcissists? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.”
“What do a narcissist and sperm have in common? Both have about a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.”
“Narcissists are one of the main sources of income for therapists. Not that they ever come for therapy themselves because they know they don’t need to. But just one narcissist can easily drive ten other people into long term therapy.”
hummingbird, I’m so sorry that he drove you to that. Mine tried. He had driven a girlfriend to suicide years before he met me and must’ve gotten a rush from it. The reason he didn’t try to do it to me soon after we met is because I had a car accident and recieved a sizable settlement. Being as thrifty as I am, it took 25 years to burn through it. But once I told him the money was gone, he amped up up the pressure. He would tell me that I’m arrogant. Why? I understand now it’s because no matter how bad he treated me, he could see that my self-esteem was still high. No matter how bad my life got from his slander, poisoning and sabotage, I just kept thinking about God. I knew there was something I needed to learn. I just couldn’t figure out what.
Still, I was drinking to get sleep and then began taking sleeping pills too. Near the end I noticed that some of my pills were missing. He was telling me that I was an alcoholic, drug addict and suicidal. He was prepping everyone for my demise so that they wouldn’t look at him. When I STILL wouldn’t kill myself, I guess he was stashing pills so that he could slip me an overdose and then just say I’d killed myself. The funny thing is this: He would RAGE because I didn’t want to drink out of a glass. I just drank out of the bottle. Well, you can figure it out if you think about it. If he slipped the pills into the bottle, I may not drink the whole thing. Furthermore, who commits suicide by spiking their own drink? The bottle would have residue in it. After a while he realized that he could easily switch the bottle with an old empty bottle after I was discovered dead. So then he stopped raging over my bottle drinking. By that time, I figured him out and left. LOL. It really is funny if you think about it. Just funny how much effort he put into these murder attempts and God kept f***ing him up! LOL!
In case I wasn’t clear, in my post. The pills that were missing from my pill bottle were what he was stashing. In the 18 years living in my cabin, virtually no one else ever entered the home, so I know it was him stealing them.
I do worry about what he eventually will do with those pills. He will certainly use them on some unsuspecting victim, no doubt.
Hello MMuldoon, glad things are calm in your area. Use that calm and peaceful time to be GOOD TO YOURSELF.
Henry, dear, I hope your head isn’t too sore from the boinking I gave you yesterday, you know it was simply a “love tap” with the skillet. Glad you realize he will survive without mooching off you…(((hugs)))
I had a nice Brunch with my new “beau,” he is really a nice guy from all appearances and a pilot yet!
Been a “busy” day around the homestead with lots of folks dropping by! Fixin’ sketty and garlic bread for supper (it is cooking now) and the clothes are washing as I am typiing. The day is winding down to a nice peaceful evening of a week that, only half over, has been a very VERY busy and sort of stressfull one.
I’ve sort of processed over the Rev’s and mrs.’s responses, and I am keeping my expectations low. He seems to be having some problem “believing” (getting it) all. When I put the pile of letters from, P-son to the Trojan Horse Psychopath about how to manipulate me and the egg donor(copies) into his hands, he asked me if they were “signed” (many were typed–yep, P-son has a typewriter in priosn). I had anticipated that and had also xeroxed copies of hand written addressed envelopes so he could see P-son’s handwriting (actually he has a fairly neat and consisitent printed way of writing–he’s a lefty.) I had copies of TH-P’s rap sheet with the ages of his 3 female victims and other convictions on it, as well as photo of him. Apparently teh Rev had seen him once when he drove my egg donor to an area-wide church event of some sort.
My childhood friend was there as well and told the Rev about how the TH-P had “confessed” to the men of the church he had been in prison for a sexual offense, but he insinuated that he was “innocent” but had been convicted. Yea, RIGHT! Typical P. This had happened after I had got his rap sheet and tried to convince the egg donor he was dangerous felon, but he told her he was not a pedophile, that the girl was 17 and lied to him about her age. so of course it was not his fault he spent all that time in prison, and besides, he had repented of his sexual misconduct, and from then on he would ONLY HAVE SEX WITH OLDER MARRIED WOMEN. LOL But of course he didn’t SAY all that, just thought it! ha ha
BTW I read some research somewhere that says Ps tend to be more of them left handed than expected in the general population.
I know that the “whorl” of hair on the head of a horse or cow (there is always one there somewhere in the middle of their face….the higher it is toward their ears the more aggitated and less stable is their temperment. Dr. Temple Granlin did some of the experiements on that to confirm or deny the old “wives’ tale” about that–apparently it has something to do with the neurological development of the brain at the time the brain and the whorl in the hair are forming (at the same time)
The Trojan Horse P was also left handed AND bi-polar.
Of course not all leftys are P and not all Ps are lefties. More Ps are bi-polar than the norm, as well, but not all bi-polars are Ps and not all Ps are bi-polar, and many bi-polars are UN-diagnosed.
it would just be nice if there was an OBJECTIVE check list to consult and see for sure if someone was a P—like the left handedness, or a “whorl” in their forehead indicating aggression, ….oh, well, dreaming again! So guess we just need to keep looking for the less distinct but ever present RED FLAGS of behavior.
Henry:
Glad I didn’t have to whoosh my boomerang and behead you. Which is a far worse fate than being psychopath fodder.
should read, which is a far BETTER fate than being a meal for a sociopath.
Oxy:
There is a great new book out called “Born Bored?” about Aussies’s very own psychopath from birth, Matin Bryant”. He lived in Tasmania and ended up a mass murdere. He looked like an angel and was a psychopath from birth. The chapters at the end about his actual crimes are so telling of the emptiness inside the sociopath..A MUST READ FOR YOU!
Henry, I am so glad that you have decided to ignore the calls of your “friend”…and I was referring to the possible damage that HE (and not your ex) even as a friend,could possibly inflict upon you, since you stated that he was a sociopath and that there was indeed chemistry. I’m so sorry about your sister, and about the pain that you and everyone here have had to endure at the hands of these pathetic predators.
Thankfully we have this site and each other to help in our recovery..
Happy Birthday Henry…you have much to celebrate this year!
Rosa:
i am in the top 15 % of students in the whole state! I am in the golden key club lol! But i won’t be telling any of the Aussie crabs in my class, or they will all be pulling me down while they try to get up and out of the bucket! lol!
I have found that if I tell my fake friend the books I am about to get out of the library ( i always name ones I don’t want), she makes an excuse to leave the class and races up and borrows them ALL! so funny!!
And the teacher?? She was bragging about her academic gps (mine is higher! lol!) and her being in the top 15% when she was at uni and I said to her: “oh you are so awesome! (puke) I wish I could be in the top 15%!” ROTFLMAO!!!!
They fall for every trick of the trade.
A message to all our s’s:
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.
Tilly:
That is SO GREAT! I knew they were jealous of you. 🙂
Everything is falling into place very nicely for you.
Just get through this semester, and then you will be free of this teacher, right??
That’s crazy about the fake friends running to the library to get the books first.
If I tell my sister-in-law of a certain toy that I want to buy for my niece, she runs out and buys it first.
What is up with that????
Competition is all you’ve got, if you are a P, I guess. Even with books and toys. Sad life.
Your GPS is higher than the teacher’s??? And the teacher does NOT know this?? I’ll bet she knows, and that is why she is broadcasting her own statistics.
However, if she DOES NOT know your GPS, this is juicy and useful information to have. Don’t you think??