Editor’s Note: Laughs in the e-mail today sent by a Lovefraud reader. Enjoy!
Narcissist sayings about themselves:
“A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.'”
“I’m really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.”
About Narcissists:
“He was the only man I ever knew that could strut while sitting down.”
“Every narcissist woman wants a man she can look down on.”
“There’s nothing wrong with narcissists that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.”
“She was truly a legend in her own mind”
Things it is better NOT to say to a Narcissist:
“I’d love to stay and listen to you talk about yourself, but I gotta run.”
“Before you begin, may I adjust your crown?”
“They told me you weren’t foolish enough to lie all the time. I stuck up for you and said you were.”
“I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.”
“You were sent here as a warning to normal people, weren’t you?”
“Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.”
“Does this mean you’re about to rage? Would you mind doing something useful while you are at it, like getting me a beer and a sandwich?”
“You can’t be serious? Oh! Is this going to be on Candid Camera? Where’s the hidden camera? (begin looking)”
“300,000,000 sperm and YOU were the best they could find for the job?”
Other Narcissist riddles and sayings:
“A narcissist is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
“How does a female narcissist sleep? First she lies on one side, then she lies on the other.”
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a Narcissist? An offer you can’t refuse, but you can’t rely on either.”
“Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of narcissists? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.”
“What do a narcissist and sperm have in common? Both have about a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.”
“Narcissists are one of the main sources of income for therapists. Not that they ever come for therapy themselves because they know they don’t need to. But just one narcissist can easily drive ten other people into long term therapy.”
Thanx. We needed that!
IGNORE HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Do NOT TRY TO “ONE UP” HIM WITH ABUSE>……
YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN THAT ROUTE!
NO CONTACT, get your legal end in order and stick with your plan…….he doesn’t need to be threatened by you, told what you plan to do, given a heads up or any other type of contact…..he will find out soon enough wht is going to happen.
WHY HEAR IT FROM YOU……
TUrn your thinking around, and act like the snake in the grass……when it’s time to legally strike, then strike hard fast and steady…….
He’ll figure it all out on his own…..that he fucked up and it’s DONE!
He cant’ push you in any direction now……he made this, now it’s you that’s in control of your destiny…
RESIST YOUR URGE, you will find empowerment in this choice.
Good luck!
XXOO
Muldoon,
Erin is RIGHT. The ONLY SAFE COURSE is to NO CONTACT HIM…she is right too, you cannot “win” in this contest, except by DEPRIVING HIM OF WHAT HE NEEDS MOST—-CONTACT WITH YOU TO PLAY HIS GAMES. If he is being sweet it is a LIE if he is being nasty it is the TRUTH and you do not need to fight back except by TAKING YOURSELF OUT OF HIS REACH.
Believe it or not, THAT IS THE ONE THING THAT IS THE WORST—W*O*R*S*T PUNISHMENT you can do to them, like putting a hardened criminal in SOLITARY confinement is the worst, worse than a flogging,or anything else, these people MUST HAVE CONTACT to play their games and if you deprive them of that IT IS HORRIBLE PUNISHMENT TO THEM.
NO CONTACT, DO NOT SPEAK TO HIM, OR ALLOW YOUR KIDS TO. I POSTED ANOTHER MESSAGE TO YOU ON ANOTHER THREAD, LOOK FOR IT. No sense writing it all over here. YOU CAN DO IT. If you do not go NO CONTACT you might as well let him come home tonight and start all over, that is teh bottom line, Muldoon. This may be a game to him, but it is YOUR LIFE AND YOUR KIDS LIVES—decide now how to live it—with him in it or at PEACE AND SAFETY, you cannot have BOTH, that’s just not the way it works.
This is not a constest—or if it IS a contest of who does who the worst, then you have ALREADY LOST. None of us can “win” with these people because they are EVIL. ESCAPE from them is the only way to “win” for you. It is YOUR choice and as long as you give in to your desire to “best” him or “get even” with him you will ultimately keep the chaos going for a while and then he will suck you back in. Which is it?
I know I am being VERY blunt here, Muldoon, but it is BECAUSE I CARE about your SAFETY. We have all here been through this sort of thing in dealing with them, and also most of us ahve wanted justice, revenge, to “win” but we found out the HARD WAY that you cannot win with them.
THIS IS NOT YOUR FIRST “RODEO”—think about what happened last time. DON’T REPEAT those ways of thinking. GET AWAY and STAY AWAY!!!! ((((hugs))))) I know you can do it!!! Oxy
Erin and Oxdrover..yes you are right, I was not going to engage his as such just say listen see a solicitor if you have something to say. Now I ill take your advicce and hang up as soon as I know it is him.
Like the riodeo analogy there Oxy and yes I have rode that particular ride beofre to no avail.
I just pray I dont have a repeat performance of Thursday night with the calls all nigth and the door kicking in.x
Dear muldoon,
Sweetie, turn the ringer off, keep your cell phone charged and by your side AT ALL TIMES….Barricaide the doors and windows so if he gets in it will make noise. Barricaide your bedroom door so he can’t get it open (put a chair under the knob) and keep the baby with you so he can’t get to her either.
If you have a car, park it somewhere else so he can’t finid it to ruin it. I think I remember he trashed your car last time—might have been someone else.
Get together a SUITCASE of a couple of changes of clothes for YOU and EACH OF YOUR KIDS, with a tooth brush, etc in each one so you can GRAB AND GO if you must in a hurry.
Get all your IMPORTANT PAPERS AND IDENITY ETC and MONEY as well.
Also, a can of insect spray or better yet OVEN CLEANER to spray in his face if he gets into the room with you is a good idea too. KEEP ONE HANDY AT ALL TIMES AND EVEN WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING IN YOUR CAR.
Think SAFETY—think protection—don’t be terrified, but be CAUTIOUS. And remember you are NOT alone, your people here at LF are behind you 100%—come here as often as you need to. I’m going off line til late tonight but will check in before I go to bed.
JUST THINK ABOUT HOW FRUSTRATED AND PITHED OFF HE WILL BE WHEN HE CANNOT REACH YOU BY PHONE AND IT JUST KEEPS RINGING AND RINGING AND RINGING AND RINGING—hee hee, that is the WORST PUNISHMENT HE COULD HAVE—NOT BEING IN CONTROL. YOU are in control now!!! The best kind of control! REMEMBER THAT any time you think you want to tell him to F-off. Love and hugs, Oxy
My car and friends, I have aways hidden it ever since when he goes on one, a mence having to walk half a mile to the bloody thing but better than not havng a car at all. And have already arranged a signal for people to do to let me know it is them on the phone.Funny you say about the aerosol hve been taking hairspray to bed.
Wont not answering encourage hin to start creeping around my backyard or even anger him in to kicking the door in?
Muldoon, if he creeps about your house or tries to kick down the door you can have him arrested in a flash. Let the police know what’s going on so they know to react quickly if you call. They are pretty clued up about domestic violence these days, really, the british police are pretty quick off the mark with this stuff and can be so helpful if you work with them. They have evidence enough already with your injuries, to pick him up if he comes anywhere near the house.
Oxy’s idea of having a suitcase packed and ready is a good one, but it pithes me off that you are feeling so unsafe (and are ) in your own home. You HAVE the law on your side. I KNOW from experience that there are mechanisms in place in GB to protect victims of violent abuse. You need to use them.
I havent told the guys here yet because I am still not able to process it properly, but recently, my daughter smashed up my house punched holes in the walls and tried to punch them in me, even though she is a ‘youth’ they were totally supportive, removed her, charged her with domestic abuse(she got the shock of her life when she realised that that is what you ACTUALLY call that behaviour) After that event, they have been in contact with both me and her and made it CLEAR that it is not acceptable and that ANY further attempt to come here in an aggressive mannor will mean instant arrest.
You have the power under british law to get rid of this man from your life. USE IT.
xx
Yes the police have had a marker on the house since Thursday, so if a call comes for help from this address they respond fast, well depending on what they are doimng at the time of the call, I only live three minute walk away from the station, however there is a crossroads of lanes, 4 that lead to my backyard, plus a bit of garden hopping gives you two more lanes that can be used to get away,the police ere here in about four minutes the other night but they could not catch him, he is very fast, and used to run long distance so has endurance.
I would say dont use sprays(sorry Oxy xx) but on this Island you could be prosecuted (even if it is in self defense) and he could end up having YOU banged up for assault. This is not the states, self defense with a weapon is not legal here. You dont need to let it get that far.xxx If you get yourself somewhere safe, take steps towards an injunction, which you have every chance of getting considering whats already happend, that can of hairspray will never be needed. Come on love, turn up for yourself and use all the bought and paid for by tax payers facilities and functions at your disposal:)xxx Stay strong cariad.xx
Just had two answer phone messages,,both saying I kno you are purposely stopping me ringing, can you please let mne ring to arrange seeing the baby, the second said if you dont answer I will come there if you do there is no need..So I did answer and whenhe said he wants to see the kids, I said see a solicitor I have nothing to say and hung up, then had third message where he said there was no need for this, you blew it out of proportion, we were fine on Tuesday, this kicked off Thursday because I was quiet, you done this because you have your ex lined up, tell you what I aint going to a solicitor I dont wnat to see the kids.
So bloody fickle.