Editor’s Note: Laughs in the e-mail today sent by a Lovefraud reader. Enjoy!
Narcissist sayings about themselves:
“A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.'”
“I’m really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.”
About Narcissists:
“He was the only man I ever knew that could strut while sitting down.”
“Every narcissist woman wants a man she can look down on.”
“There’s nothing wrong with narcissists that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.”
“She was truly a legend in her own mind”
Things it is better NOT to say to a Narcissist:
“I’d love to stay and listen to you talk about yourself, but I gotta run.”
“Before you begin, may I adjust your crown?”
“They told me you weren’t foolish enough to lie all the time. I stuck up for you and said you were.”
“I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.”
“You were sent here as a warning to normal people, weren’t you?”
“Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.”
“Does this mean you’re about to rage? Would you mind doing something useful while you are at it, like getting me a beer and a sandwich?”
“You can’t be serious? Oh! Is this going to be on Candid Camera? Where’s the hidden camera? (begin looking)”
“300,000,000 sperm and YOU were the best they could find for the job?”
Other Narcissist riddles and sayings:
“A narcissist is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
“How does a female narcissist sleep? First she lies on one side, then she lies on the other.”
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a Narcissist? An offer you can’t refuse, but you can’t rely on either.”
“Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of narcissists? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.”
“What do a narcissist and sperm have in common? Both have about a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.”
“Narcissists are one of the main sources of income for therapists. Not that they ever come for therapy themselves because they know they don’t need to. But just one narcissist can easily drive ten other people into long term therapy.”
congrats Tilly, on your achievement in school.
I’m glad to hear that you’ve spotted the N’s around you so you can sidestep their SHAME AND ENVY crap.
Do you feel weird being around them?
One of my problems is how – I don’t know what word to use – freaked out (?) I feel around Ns and Ps. How do you act normal when you know you’re surrounded by vampires? Doesn’t your skin crawl? I’ve always gotten this wierd feeling around my sister and BIL like I need to go take a bath after socializing with them. -I didn’t get it with my P, because my body had already become used to the hyper-vigilent state so that it became my normal mode. But now that I KNOW what they are, it’s worse. Knowing that they are soul-less, makes me need a drink. So I can laugh at them.
Tilly says:
DEEP DOWN The sociopath is PROUD that they don’t CARE about ANYONE OR ANYTHING but themselves!! They are PROUD that they can weave their funnel web around you so you CAN”T escape (in whatever way necessary). They are proud that they can leave at anytime and come back at any time, and REALLY not care. THEY SEE US AS WEAK BECAUSE WE HAVE FEELINGS>they see themselves at a decided ADVANTAGE because they just DON”T HAVE ANY EMPATHY>all that matters is their physical needs, their winning and their narcissistic supply. APART FROM THAT THEY ARE JUST ACTORS>and I have been with some that have may many OSCARS.”
Tilly the psycho/narc in my life was the product of two actors.
Tilly – I had a boomerang when I was a kid – it never did work right. Tilly your comment about the the physcopath looking like an angel gave me chills. My X looked angelic and evil at the same time, when he slept he looked alien and tortured. Sheesh what trip that was and I wasnt even on drugs.. Thank you Hummingbird for the chat and birthday wishes….
Rosa,
On the subject of presents, the author who said that they never get it right, was accurate IMHO.
I have never had a present that I liked from the psycho/narc in my life, they were all ego validators for the giver. One time when one of my aunts gave me a doll the psycho/narc bought a chemistry set saying that only ‘intelligent kids’ knew how to do chemistry.
Wasn’t interested one bit in Chemistry, but did love the doll and she was so pissed off that the doll was ceremoniously cremated as a lesson not to like silly things.
TILLY, that is GREAT!!!! Let them THINK they won the day, while you go off whistling along, and in the end you will get what you want (your degrees) and they will get what they deserve, ORGANIC BOVINE FERTILIZER!!!
THE BOOK? The name of it is “Born Bored?” is that Ma-tin or should it be Ma-R-tin? Bryant.?
According to Fatal Shore (written by an Auzzie) said that Tasmania, previously called Van Diemen’s land was where the worst of the worst convicts were kept (from his descriptions, mostly Ps it sounds like) He also used the word PSYCHOPATHS in the book in describing some of the convicts that did really awful things (one group escaped and ate each other to the last two survivors and then one killed the other and ate him.) When the survivor came back (starving) and actually confessed to his cannibilizm, no one believed him. He escaped again and took a mate with him on the walk about and before they were gone a couple of days, killed and ate the guy, but ended up being caught and eventyually hanged as there was proof that time.
Many if not most of the overseers (other convicts) were psychopaths and many of the officials over the prison system were also sadistic and seemd to enjoy the horrible punishments and depriving the convicts of things just for the heck of it, as well as giving a man 500 lashes for (literally) looking in the wrong direction. It was not unheard of for men to die from the punishments.
While this was a horrible way for men to treat their fellow men, (and women) the truth is that many jails and prisons and many political systems today are just as bad or worse than early Australia. Man’s inhumanity to man…or psychopath’s inhumanity to humans—but they look so much like humans it is difficult to tell on sight.
Tilly, the issue of entrapment is very big with these people. They deliberately set out to ensnare people, and its so hard to get away from them.
There was an English film a couple of years ago that illlustrates this brilliantly. Can’t remember the title, but it had that guy from “Love Actually” in it and Judy Dench and Kate Blanchet.
“There’s nothing wrong with narcissists that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.”
Love that one.
Bunny the movie was ‘Notes on a Scandle’
oh thanks Henry, good fillm if a little dark (to say the least)
Judy Dench and Cate Blanchett are my two favourite actresses in the whole world! Such talent and grace! If I could be Cate Blanchett i think I would be.