Editor’s Note: Laughs in the e-mail today sent by a Lovefraud reader. Enjoy!
Narcissist sayings about themselves:
“A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.'”
“I’m really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.”
About Narcissists:
“He was the only man I ever knew that could strut while sitting down.”
“Every narcissist woman wants a man she can look down on.”
“There’s nothing wrong with narcissists that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.”
“She was truly a legend in her own mind”
Things it is better NOT to say to a Narcissist:
“I’d love to stay and listen to you talk about yourself, but I gotta run.”
“Before you begin, may I adjust your crown?”
“They told me you weren’t foolish enough to lie all the time. I stuck up for you and said you were.”
“I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.”
“You were sent here as a warning to normal people, weren’t you?”
“Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.”
“Does this mean you’re about to rage? Would you mind doing something useful while you are at it, like getting me a beer and a sandwich?”
“You can’t be serious? Oh! Is this going to be on Candid Camera? Where’s the hidden camera? (begin looking)”
“300,000,000 sperm and YOU were the best they could find for the job?”
Other Narcissist riddles and sayings:
“A narcissist is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
“How does a female narcissist sleep? First she lies on one side, then she lies on the other.”
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a Narcissist? An offer you can’t refuse, but you can’t rely on either.”
“Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of narcissists? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.”
“What do a narcissist and sperm have in common? Both have about a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.”
“Narcissists are one of the main sources of income for therapists. Not that they ever come for therapy themselves because they know they don’t need to. But just one narcissist can easily drive ten other people into long term therapy.”
Hi, guys,
glad you are all busy, but glad you had catch-up time too. We miss you when you are gone.
Yea, this is like the ULTIMATE SOAP OPERA! Tune in again tomorrow to find out if Tilly successfully fakes out the Ps in her art class, if Oxy is going to have Octuplets (is that how you spell it? LOL) and turn your telesopes on the East and see if you can spot the star that will rise there when she gives birth—it has been so long I am a RETRO-virgin (like they did on “King of the Hill” show when the slutty niece got religion and was baptized a retro-virgin) That is almost the cartoon version of “Married with children” (my all time favorite show!)
We’ll also find out if Matt’s trip to greece was wonderful, and if Erin’s court case works out…. gosh there is so much drama-rama here, we should write the plot to a never ending soap opera! You know, speaking of soap operas, they are so FILLED with psychopaths and the stuff they do it should be a Ph.D in psychopathic studies to watch one. Talk about “As the Stomach Churns!”
I’m going to bed too. Been a tough week, but about over, and calming down. You guys get a nice sleep and see you later. Love and Hugs, oxy
I used to refer to the constant exploits of my S/P as “Days Of Our Lies”… off to work
Theres one thing for certain Oxy, if you do have these oxtuplets, none of them will be OXYMORONS with a Mum like you!{Couldnt resist that!} Love and {{HUGS}}} gaminigirl
Dear Geminigirl!!!!!
OXYMORONS!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! Oh, that has a HORRIBLE PUN!!! GREAT!!! WONDERFUL!!!! and that is the very reason I LOVE this site, so many witty and wonderful people!
Well, unfortunately, he had to return to Georgia suddenly, so I guess I ran him clear out of STATE to get away from me!!! ha ha But it was fun while it lasted—3 dates! ha ha
At least I can say now that I DID have a date in the last 4 years! ha ha That almost averages out to one date a year if you don’t count the fact they were all with the same guy and all in one week’s time. ha ha I was hoping he would go to the auction with me where every red-neck in the community could see him, and I could show off that I had a date, but I didn’t even go to the auction myself last night since I didn’t have a date to show off.
The guys came home earlier than I had expected so we sat around and actually watched a movie on TV (local broadcast– I don’t have cable.) and griped about the stupid commericals. Son D had never seen any of them so he was really carrying on about how stupid they were! I at least watch local & national news enough to know what is going on in the world so had seem most of the commercials before.
Then we all went to our respective rooms after the news and read ourselves to sleep. My one remaining over night guest, bunked down on the couch and we were all tucked in.
Slept in this morning (except for son C who had to get up and milk his goats) and are just having a Lazy Sunday. Your BAAAAD pun gave me a BIG chuckle at the start of my day, Geminigirl, so THANK you from the bottom of my still not quite awake heart! (((hugs))))
I had to check in to see how Oxy’s love life is going – fizzle sticks was hoping for something more incouraging than that Oxy…so you think you will see him again? Hecates Path – Your so nice, thanks for your comment about my ‘friend’ havent heard from him again and no tellin when I will, but I am going to politly tell him I am too busy scratchin my butt to have anything to do with him, if and when he does return…Sarah you are right, Evil has to be included in the description of what they did to us or what they do too victims.. I was posessed by evil or was it obsessed with evil? No body will understand what we mean anyway – unless they have also climbed out of the depths of despair we have. I have stopped talkin about it (except here ) cause if I listen to myself trying to explain what I know about evil – I sound crazy and I am tired of the strange looks from those who dont have a clue what happened to me…it happened, it was real and he was/is evil…hope everybody is doing ok henry
Dear Henry,
He called me yesterday, he was on his way to mobile, AL from Goergia to help a man move some equipment. He was telling his buddy as they drove about me apparently, and called me to ask a question about why I wanted to caponize a rooster (castrate) and I told him it was because I wanted to turn it into a “sitting hen” which would sit on eggs and raise the babies. I want it to hatch duck eggs for me.
Anyway, we talked a while. I’m not really sure what his opinion of me is, he didn’t make any passes at me (he seems shy actually) but we had some good talks and laughed a lot as i showed him around the farm. We seem to have a lot of common interests, flying, world travel, he has traveled all over the world and europe especially for his business before he retired. He does have a sail boat in Florida but is thinking about selling it (I didn’t like florida weather either) Has good relationships with sibs except one sister who seems like a P. He has a step son in prison for murder, and he is NC with him, and he and his late wife raised her granddaughter from babyhood to adulthood, and his face lights up when he talks about her. So over all from what little I know him he seems like a nice guy and an intersting guy.
My sons seem to think he reminds them of my late husband in many ways with his wide variety of interests and skills. He seems to be a humble man, not bragging about what he knows or putting himself forward. From what I can tell so far, he thinks I am at least “interesting ” to talk to, so at least that is a START. I’ll have to see how much he calls me and when he comes back to this area. I’m not going to get too entabled with a long distance relationship as what you learn about a person over the phone and e mail can be 180 degrees off the truth.
I know plenty of full grown, high caliber psychopaths that can write or talk a GREAT GAME but when you can see them face to face, and catch those little red flags of facial experession or tone of voice you can see right through them fairly quickly.
I think youj can MAINTAIN a well established friendship with phone and e mail, but I do NOT think you can really make one from scratch. About 90% of communication is not verbal (or written) so you lose too much trying to ESTABLISH it to really know if you want to be intimately involved with someone.
Oxy,
when I first met the P, he was very nice and there was no way to see any other aspect of his personality. but there was one red flag that he didn’t know enough to hide: his need to speak derogatively of other musicians/mechanics/welders/whatever. He was the best at everything he did and the people around him were just novices, without potential. I just thought that he was, in fact, the best at everything. That’s why I liked him so much. I took his word for it. But my musician friend noticed his attitude and said, “you know, most of us try to be supportive of one another. We are all at different levels, trying to learn, but (the P) just puts everyone down.” I again made excuses for the P, “You don’t understand,” he’s just very critical because he expects excellence, that’s how he is.”
In fact, it was pure envy, the root of narcissism showing it’s ugly head.
So my point is to watch how he speaks of other people even people he doesn’t know.
Dear Skylar,
Yes, absolutely, how the treat others is a good indicator of how they will eventually treat you.
That “hypercritical” “look down their noses at others” thing is definitely a good thing to notice about someone—-someone we dont’ want to be around. If they will talk about others like this, they will eventually talk and treat us just like they do the others. Good point!
“A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.’”
Now this is a quote that is giving me the chills…..I am in the final throes of a very nasty 2+ year divorce. My Ex N husband has, as his divorce lawyer, his girlfriend. This line sums up their litigation to a tee….and it scares me to death that the Court will believe what they file. This has been a nightmare that never seems to end.
HeartMOONSTAR:
“A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.’”
YES….BUT…….OUT HIM IN COURT!
Girl……BE BETTER THAN THEM!
Document and dig……and present it all.
Make sure you have an attorney that ‘get’s it’. I had the same fear……When you deal with the legal system……it’s the black abyiss.
You can do it……document it all……keep a journal, dig up and document the lies, deciet, financial destruction, hiding assets, ill will, abuse and anything else that will show his true colors…..EVEN HERS.
How long have they dated…..it is a real bad idea to have your GF represent you in a divorce, since you are NOT divorced yet….it’s a conflict of interest.
This can be looked upon as an ethics issue……and maybe more depending on the state you are in.
Can you document their dating habits…..DO IT! Photos, video, etc….Not sure of your fiinancial situation…but a PI might not be such a bad idea to document this. Or do it yourself. Turn yourself into EB……she did it, so can all of us!
Keep your mouth shut about what you are doing…..Not sure if you have read, read and read some more……BUT ACT LIKE THE SNAKE UNDER THE WARM ROCK……AND ONLY STRIKE WHEN IT SERVES YOU BEST!!!! ONLY!
Do not get petty…….and expect the ‘hesaidshesaid’ crap…..but ‘she said’ holds no weight when documentation prevails.
Turn up the heat girl……let this divorce empower you!
Research, and document, and be organized!
Not sure of your situation….kids, abuse, what contributions he’s making etc…..
So it’s hard to direct you in a more specific direction…..
The above are all essential things to do, regardless of your situation.
The nightmare of divorce does end…..you have to have stamina and perseverience. Get control of your own divorce….YOU are in charge!
Don’t be bullied in the courtroom…..research the divorce laws and weigh them against ‘what’ you hold on him……
And go for the jugular, only if it suits you.
Keep yourself safe, protect yourself and make all the decisions for yourself with the guidance of a GOOD ‘get it’ attorney! Ultimately…..it’s your divorce and it’s your life…..be in control, whatever direction YOU choose to take.
I am here to tell you…….IT CAN BE DONE!
I love what IVANA TRUMP SAID in the first wives club……
DON’T GET MAD……GET EVERYTHING!
We all have an ‘inner Sociopath’ to pull from…..that is the gift they leave us with……Return the favor!
Keep posting and read through the LF site…You will find a great support system here.
Welcome….and sorry your here!
XXOO
EB