Editor’s Note: Laughs in the e-mail today sent by a Lovefraud reader. Enjoy!
Narcissist sayings about themselves:
“A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.'”
“I’m really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.”
About Narcissists:
“He was the only man I ever knew that could strut while sitting down.”
“Every narcissist woman wants a man she can look down on.”
“There’s nothing wrong with narcissists that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.”
“She was truly a legend in her own mind”
Things it is better NOT to say to a Narcissist:
“I’d love to stay and listen to you talk about yourself, but I gotta run.”
“Before you begin, may I adjust your crown?”
“They told me you weren’t foolish enough to lie all the time. I stuck up for you and said you were.”
“I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.”
“You were sent here as a warning to normal people, weren’t you?”
“Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.”
“Does this mean you’re about to rage? Would you mind doing something useful while you are at it, like getting me a beer and a sandwich?”
“You can’t be serious? Oh! Is this going to be on Candid Camera? Where’s the hidden camera? (begin looking)”
“300,000,000 sperm and YOU were the best they could find for the job?”
Other Narcissist riddles and sayings:
“A narcissist is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
“How does a female narcissist sleep? First she lies on one side, then she lies on the other.”
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a Narcissist? An offer you can’t refuse, but you can’t rely on either.”
“Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of narcissists? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.”
“What do a narcissist and sperm have in common? Both have about a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.”
“Narcissists are one of the main sources of income for therapists. Not that they ever come for therapy themselves because they know they don’t need to. But just one narcissist can easily drive ten other people into long term therapy.”
newlife08
I’m sorry – but I don’t care for this article at all. I know a sense of humor is valuable, but seems to me – making jokes of who and what they are just isn’t funny.
I don’t see the humor in him cheating, lying, taking money, hurting our children, STD’s that are forever, humiliating me, being uncomfortable in my own home for years –
I see no sense in this post.
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE A POSTING ON STEVE BECKER’S LATEST INTERVIEW ON THE MARTHA TROWBRIDGE RADIO SHOW -CRAZY MAKING HUSBANDS.
HIS FIRST WAS POSTED HERE BUT NOT THIS LAST ONE
PITY – BECAUSE IT IS A WONDERFUL INFORMATIVE SHOW
TIME BETTER SPENT LISTENING TO IT THAN TRYING TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT WHAT WE HAVE ALL DEALT WITH…..
JMO
muldoon.
He sounded totally deflated and without malice,,feel a bit guilty cos as it goes he was not untill I told him to go doing half what he normally does and not for haf as long. I did preempt it but because I knew it could go either way, it could indeed be a flash in the pan or it could be the big one..I was tired of talking and had read justabouthealings link about women who keep talking…Anyway, phone back on silent. He made no threats and actaully thinks he is hard done by..suppose thats cos he is so used to ringing to see the ids and ending up back home afetr some half arsed insincere apology.
muldoon.
newlife08 you gota laugh or you will cry,not that we dont cry, but if you can break it with the odd laugh, its not such a bad idea.
blueskies
Newlife:) I understand what you mean about this not being funny as an issue and I dont think anyone would disagree.xx I think it helps some of us to have a bit of light relief… to be able to laugh at these creatures, to see them as the pathetic jokes of human beings that they are sometimes helps to balance the scales… makes them less important and therefore empowers us…?xxx
muldoon.
The phone is going hardcore and every message left because I dont amnswer is him minimizing what took place and justifying himself but still into taking any blame. He is saying he is happy to not be with me and onlyw ants to see the children.
blueskies
Call BT(or your phone provider) and get his numbers blocked.xx You dont have to even deal with this nonsense. Block him.x get yourself some peace to think.
muldoon.
Another mesage, he is crying, saying he is devestated, I feel a heel..trying to pull different files…but guilt is playing fuck with me.
muldoon.
I feel fucking sick, its not in me to not be empathic but the other side of me is saying where was his empathy? where was his remorse when it suited him? He knows im a bloody soft touch, this is gunna be the hardest part, I prefer the threats and abuse, makes me feel justified.
muldoon.
He has said you are spiting a five year old, the others amy not wnat to see me but she do, she loves me and I love her.argghhh
muldoon.
Blueskies he is doinmg from phone boxes