Editor’s Note: Laughs in the e-mail today sent by a Lovefraud reader. Enjoy!
Narcissist sayings about themselves:
“A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.'”
“I’m really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.”
About Narcissists:
“He was the only man I ever knew that could strut while sitting down.”
“Every narcissist woman wants a man she can look down on.”
“There’s nothing wrong with narcissists that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.”
“She was truly a legend in her own mind”
Things it is better NOT to say to a Narcissist:
“I’d love to stay and listen to you talk about yourself, but I gotta run.”
“Before you begin, may I adjust your crown?”
“They told me you weren’t foolish enough to lie all the time. I stuck up for you and said you were.”
“I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.”
“You were sent here as a warning to normal people, weren’t you?”
“Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.”
“Does this mean you’re about to rage? Would you mind doing something useful while you are at it, like getting me a beer and a sandwich?”
“You can’t be serious? Oh! Is this going to be on Candid Camera? Where’s the hidden camera? (begin looking)”
“300,000,000 sperm and YOU were the best they could find for the job?”
Other Narcissist riddles and sayings:
“A narcissist is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
“How does a female narcissist sleep? First she lies on one side, then she lies on the other.”
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a Narcissist? An offer you can’t refuse, but you can’t rely on either.”
“Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of narcissists? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.”
“What do a narcissist and sperm have in common? Both have about a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.”
“Narcissists are one of the main sources of income for therapists. Not that they ever come for therapy themselves because they know they don’t need to. But just one narcissist can easily drive ten other people into long term therapy.”
Matt:
I know You are getting revenge slowly (but it hasn’t happened yet to perfection. lol!) xo
Oxy:
“You, poor and obscure, and small and plain as you are”“I entreat you to accept me as a husband.”
My ex P used to say to everyone, “I pulled her out of the gutter and resurrected her back to life” (I had JUST graduated from the National Institute of Dramatic Art when I met him!!).
My parents stayed together (are still together) after my p father broke my p mothers neck when I was 5. She is a paraplegic. They STAYED TOGETHER!!
I am a walking living breathing example of how F##KD UP that makes a child!!
Warning:
Do not put me within cooee of a person in a wheelchair.
DEEP DOWN The sociopath is PROUD that they don’t CARE about ANYONE OR ANYTHING but themselves!! They are PROUD that they can weave their funnel web around you so you CAN”T escape (in whatever way necessary). They are proud that they can leave at anytime and come back at any time, and REALLY not care. THEY SEE US AS WEAK BECAUSE WE HAVE FEELINGS>they see themselves at a decided ADVANTAGE because they just DON”T HAVE ANY EMPATHY>all that matters is their physical needs, their winning and their narcissistic supply. APART FROM THAT THEY ARE JUST ACTORS>and I have been with some that have may many OSCARS.
TILLY/Muldoon:
I need to remind you that I did it for 28 years……I went back a million times…..each with the SAME results….Each time, it was like….I would go through the motions…..be devastated, cry, shut down, etc….and WAIT for S to contact me….in my younger years I would call, drive by, find excuses to ‘visit’…..ALWAYS to no avail! I lived th agony, he ruled the game. THEN…..ONE DAY…..I, I, I, I CHANGED THE RULES!!!!!
I had enough.
I wouldn’t suggest to anyone to stay as long as I did…..EVER….I wish I would have left before I MARRIED THE FUCKER! But, since I didn’t I took the route I did……If I had of seen the signs…..that BTW were in NEON, in the first year of dating……I wouldn’t be here at this point now……
But I am, you are and we all are……
We just have to see we do have choices……
Muldoon…I got pulled back in by all the crap your S is doing currently…..the ‘Love’, the “threats’, the “kids’ ……ALL of it!
It’s a game…..they feel they are loosing and they want to be in control and keep you as their puppet…..He’s not ready to let YOU go…..
DO NOT BUY INTO IT! DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT!!!!!!!!
YOU write the rules now…..IT”S YOUR LIFE!!!!
The best thing is NC……They HATE that…..that is like shoving a big fat Far YOU up their ars!
I may not feel like it at the time….But when you see the end, you will be so glad you did.
YOUR KIDS ARE NOT PAWNS, follow the law, you owe him NO advice, NO words, NO NOTHING…..
Pack the valuables/ documents/retitle your car, other assets, cash, jewlery, anything you might be able to selll.
I suggest you stay in the home….if you own it…..he can find a place…..
BUT, install motion lights asap on all outdoor lighting fixtures.
Get him off your credit cards, so he can’t run up bills and get the court involved for house/child payments etc….
THIS Stuff will keep you busy…..keep you motivated….
AND STOP LISTENING TO HIS PHONE MESSAGES……..Quit being intriqued by him.
Save them, document times/dates etc….you will need this in court.
If he shows up ……call the police, get a security camera in the garden/front and back of home……they are cheap these days……just hook them up to your tv. buy cheap alarms that are wireless that will sound if someone passes….they are $10.00.
DO this sort of stuff for peace of mind in your home.
BUT plan on moving on without him…..
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!
Take good care!
XXOO
Dear Muldoon,
Remember before when you let him come back? You wanted support cause you thought you were ill—-?
How much support or care did he give you because you were worried about your health? I can answer that—NONE!
Go look in the MIRROR and see the BRUISES he left on you.
Remeber while fighting you FELL ON the BABY! How do you think she is going to know what a NORMAL home is with that kind of thing?
You are NOT a “soft touch”—lettintg him get to your and make you feel sorry for him is a CHOICE, muldoon, you have in the PAST MADE THAT CHOICE. YOU ARE NOT HELPLESS AND HE CANNOT MAKE YOU “FEEL” ANY THING. YOU and obnly YOU have the CHOICE. And your choice is to choose to do what is RIGHT for yourself AND YIOUR KIDS or to go back to doing what you have been doing. MAKING WRONG CHOICES…for them and yourself.
Muldoon, dear, we cannot make the choices, ONLY YOU can make the choices that will make your kids lives less chaos, and yours less chaos. YOU can do it. YOU CAN! But you must do what is RIGHT for yourself and your kids.
There is NO way you can look me or yourself “in the eye” and say HE IS RIGHT FOR ME AND MY KIDS….or MY DAUGHTER WILL BE BETTER OFF WITH HIM IN HER LIFE.
YYOU CANNOT DO IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT IS NOT TRUE.
Right decisions are some times difficult but that is what ADULTS DO—you are an adult, he is a mean, spoiled, nasty two year old emotionally and he will kick and scream and punch and bite til he gets his way. THAT AIN’T LOVE, BABY!!!
Stay on line if you must, but don’t listen to the messages, but save them in case you need them for later. DON’T LISTEN. ((((HUGS)))) AND MUCH PRAYER.
It’s saturday nite – scotch and soda – mud in your eye~!
He didnt love me, its that plain and simple…so I will lick my wounds and go on. And what was I in love with? – a mirror , now that is pathetic, surely I can do better than that. I can be me much better away from him, than with him manipulating my reality – so that He becomes my reality. I let him do that ya know – gosh it has taken me so long to deal with this simple truth, too accept the truth, why do I still wish it could of been like the mirror? Guess if we don’t clean our mirrors they get foggy and dirty and we can’t see what we have become,
I just remembered an event that was the death warrant on my relationship with my younger son’s father who was also a sociopath.
We were fighting at midnight about him spending all MY money on pot. My two young children were asleep. The baby had woken for a breast feed, and I was carrying him around with me as the sociopath pot head raged around the room. The fight escalated. My psychopath ripped the hungry baby out of my arms (whilst holding a smoke), we fought over the baby. The psychopath started hitting me around the head with a bar. I threw a video tape at the psychopath to ward him off. And guess what the psychopath did? ( I knew you would guess Oxy!)
Yes, he held the baby up as a shield to protect himself and the baby was hit in the HEAD by the video tape. A huge bleeding lump came up immediately and he refused to give me my baby.
I moved out forever the next day.
ERINB:
I did my 30 years of psychopaths by installation. The first one was 14 years (the worst one of all until the solicitor), and then after that every single partner i had was a cluster B.