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The Sociopath and His Dog

I’ll start by saying that the “his” in my title comes from the fact that this story is about my sociopathic male ex. That being said, I’m sure many of you can think of women who fit this unique description of an “animal lover.”

So let’s begin.

My ex loves to tell people how much he loves dogs. He’ll also say he loves horses and sheep and cows and chickens and all other sorts of farm and wild animals, but dogs are tops.

And there’s something really unique about the way a sociopath “loves” a vulnerable creature. It’s confusing, wonderful, horrifying, and most often blindsiding. Sometimes, it’s even used to shame others. Like me.

You see, a couple years ago, I had a little Frenchie-bulldog who was so gentle she wouldn’t chase our house rabbit but so aggressive that she often tried to bite our neighbors. I lived in a row-house of sorts with a shared yard, and she never quite got used to any of the people who lived around us. We tried all kinds of techniques with her, but she still chased our neighbors and bit their clothes.

They were scared to death of her.

She would also try to attack any dog of any size that came within 50 feet of us. I was a single mom of three in grad school with no money for a fenced yard even if I was allowed to have one, so I started to think that maybe our beloved Sadie would be happier or at least better off in a home with a yard and a bit more privacy.

So after much thought and heartache, I placed her with a group of trainers who specialized in rehabilitating little dogs and placing them in ideal environments for their needs. They’d work diligently to do the things I didn’t know how to do, and then they’d find her a yard with a fence.

These trainers were mad at me for having Sadie in the first place, given that I was busy with grad school. She wasn’t trained well enough. I felt ashamed and worthless and terrible. My kids cried and sobbed and yelled at me for placing her.

Our house felt empty.

I still miss her today. I still wonder whether it was a mistake, and it always makes me cry.

Like right now.

But then in comes my ex. Always one to capitalize on any opportunity to make me look even worse, he joined my kids in their crying even though he hadn’t been with me for years and never knew Sadie at all.

He’d tell people that I must be “heartless,” and that he couldn’t understand people like me who would just “throw away their family pet like that.”

At our son’s game, he asked publicly (as a self-appointed representative for our children) how I could do such a thing. He told me that “dogs are kind of like a member of the family.”

Everyone thought I was heartless.

He’d talk endlessly about how much he loves dogs.

And he “loves” dogs.

So let’s talk about what that love looks like.

A Sociopath Expects No Expectations

Most dogs I know will love you no matter what. Even more, dogs that are abused seem to show a pattern of trauma bonding that may be similar to people—something that looks like submission and adoration and begging and delight all at once.

So my ex rescued a dog long ago, before we were even together. He and his girlfriend-before-me went to a shelter and found a shiny black lab with scars all over her face and a sweetheart nature. No one knew much about her, but he took her everywhere and loved to tell the story about how he saved her from “the pound.” He’d say, “I saved her life.”

“She looks pretty good now, but you should’ve seen her. She was covered with scars—all over her face. I don’t know who could treat such a sweetheart like that. Such a sweetheart. Now sit, Rosie. Watch this, watch her sit up. It’s hilarious.”

And he’d tell her to sit up, and she’d be so excited to please him that she’d throw her front paws so high in the air that she’d fall over backward or sideways every time. She never tried to catch herself—she’d be so focused on watching his eyes.

She was a wonderful dog. Long after he split with his girlfriend-before-me and long after we got together and married, that sweet-hearted dog would flop in the kiddie pool with our tiny children and never step on their feet.

I loved her. She’s lay so close to me while I stood at the kitchen sink that I often tripped backward over her. She loved her people.

But sometimes she would pee on the rug.

And that would mean a beating from my ex. If he caught her. With fists and feet and all.

Because rules are rules, and dogs don’t pee on the rug. Not in his house.

If I was there, I’d stop him. I’d yell at him. We’d fight. And then he’d love on Rosie all over again, calling her to him as he lectured and yelled at me for stopping him. He’d rub her ears. She would lay at his feet. He would start gushing about how she was a sweetheart. The one-sided, unconditional dedication seemed to thrill him.

And he demanded it.

He had another dog, too, when we got together. Because he “loves” dogs so much. And this one liked to chase buzzards in the sky, so sometimes he would wander away. This was unacceptable, sure, but I watched my ex hold him by the collar and kick him repeatedly in the stomach and ribs when he finally got him back. Which I didn’t think was an ok way of teaching him that lesson.

So I’d run out to them and ask him to stop.

Tell him to stop.

And then he would. And he’d flip right into loving on that poor, limping dog. I’d often wonder what would happen if I hadn’t made it out there to help.

The Sociopath Loves to Make You Do Tricks

Both of those original dogs are long gone. One to a car and one to old age. And how a sociopath deals with old age is to turn you out into the snow because he doesn’t want to take the chance that you’ll throw up on his rug.

So when Rosie died, she died alone. Out on his deck in a January blizzard, begging at the back door to be let inside to lay by the fire she loved so much.

My daughter cried and cried over the loss. She was infuriated that her dad wouldn’t let Rosie in like normal. Her brothers had learned by then to sit silently and say nothing.

And then Rosie was gone.

I still cry over that one, too. I loved that girl, and I always wonder if I should’ve taken her with me when I left.

She was like a member of the family.

But then she was pretty easily replaced. He quickly got an American Bulldog who looks super scary when you pull in his driveway but who generally puts her belly to the ground and will do pretty much anything you ask of her.

Her name is Bailey.

And Bailey can sit, lay down, stay, and play dead if you act like you’re shooting her. My ex loves to show people this trick. Teaching dogs tricks is a joy to him. He loves to make them run through each one. He tells our children all the time that Bailey is the best dog in the world. That she is far smarter than my stupid dogs who in his opinion know nothing and are pretty much a waste of human time. He talks about these things. Incessantly. It’s critically important to him that our children love Bailey and think little of any pets we now have at our house.

Because he loves his dog so much. He loves Bailey to pieces. He shows her off, he takes her places, and he loves to make her play dead for people. He loves how much she loves him. He adores her unconditional affection. He claims she’s like one of his children.

And then he leaves her locked outside with no blanket during the coldest weather in fifty years.

He throws her out of second story windows if she happens to pee on the second floor.

He holds her by her collar and kicks her body repeatedly if she does wrong.

He beats her with his hands.

And then he rubs her all over.

He tells her she’s the best dog on earth.

And he does all this in front of our kids.

Which always makes me wonder:

What does he do when no one’s there?

(This post can also be found on hgbeverly.com.)

 

 

 

 

 


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Bally

HG, feeling pretty sick after reading this. Have you reported him to any society that prevents cruelty to animals as this is now the third dog that you know of that he has harmed or caused the death of?

Where I live you can do it anonymously.

Stargazer

Can this be caught on webcam or something like that? He should be arrested for animal cruelty.

Bets

Wow, HGBeverly you just brought back a flood of memories…

My sociopath ex-husband loved animals too.

He got a cat before we were married. He paid a pretty penny for her because she was she was a pure breed with papers. He loved that she didn’t like me. She would hide up in the top of a bookshelf and jump down onto my shoulders biting and scratching as she went to to floor. The ex found that so unbelievably endearing. When she forgot to use her litter box, he would throw her into the wall and count the hang time until she slid down into her litter box that was as entertaining to him as showing off the photos he would take of her making her look like a well loved member of the family. One day he got tired of her. She scratched one of his daughters. He drove out into a wooded area with the cat and threw her out of the rolled down window of his car. I asked where the cat was? He told me that he was doing 75mph when he tossed her. I could expect the same treatment if I displeased him. I wished that I had the courage to leave him right then and there, but I knew he would never allow that.

He gave me a beautiful Cocker Spaniel puppy. Everyone thought that was such a sweet and wonderful thing for him to do for me. He was a good husband. He gave her to me after first giving me my first concussion. She was less a gift and more a tool. That “good husband” used my beautiful dog to control me. He knew I would do anything to keep him from hurting her. He would take her for long walks flirting with women who complimented him being such was devoted animal lover. I loved that dog and she loved me. A few times when he was beating me for some infraction of his many rules, she would jump in and divert his attention to her. She saved my life a couple of times and I returned the favor a few myself.

Later, in a fit of anger because the dog adored me he brought home a kitten. The kitten attacked my dog so she was a keeper. I didn’t want to get attached to her, but I did. Eventually, she and the dog became buddies – something he didn’t like. Then I got pregnant. The doctor told him that he would have to deal with the litter box because it was dangerous for me given my pregnancy. I knew that he would never take over the chore. I promised him that I would keep taking care of the littler box. During my seventh month I couldn’t find the cat. I was afraid of what he had done to her. By then I was well versed in his ideas of teaching me lessons to make me a better person and wife. I asked if he had seen the cat. He told me that he gave her to one of his co-worker’s ex-girlfriends. Of course that was a lie, which was nothing new, besides he was always working other people’s girlfriends. I found the cat days later… or what was left of her. He had used his underwater pneumatic spear gun. Her corpse was attached to the cinder block wall behind our house. The spear had penetrated her little body and was imbedded in the wall almost all the way. I never confronted him about it. I knew better.

I understand the tears. I’m crying now as these memories come flooding back. I tried so hard to obey all of his rules. It wasn’t possible to keep track of them. What he enjoyed most were my reactions. It took me a lot of therapy to learn not to participate in his games. People said he was wonderful with animals. He was such a great husband. I was by so many that I was so blessed to have him in my life.

Years later, I realize how blessed I am. I am blessed in that HE found someone else to play his sociopath games with. I am blessed that because I learned not to play into his games he lost interest in me,our son, and my step-daughters who still claim me as their other mother. I am blessed in that my husband now really does love animals and our animals adore him as much as we do.

Through happenstance I found his facebook page. He has a new cat, he takes pictures of her all the time and posts them on his page. I feel sorry for that poor innocent creature.

NotWhatHeSaidofMe

oh God Oh God oh God, Bets.
How absolutely horrible. I am just… GUTTED. I wish I could vomit to feel better. We can cry together because I am still sobbing thinking of and recalling what my ex did to our dogs. I did not share how he eventually murdered them. I can’t bear it. You poor dearest woman.

My ex husband is not just a narcissist. I would actually be relieved if he was. He was someone who ENJOYED killing animals. My ex fulfills the FULL definition of a sociopath. killing without conscience. As he said, “to teach it a lesson to not make him mad”. (thus my post about the video of Elliott Rodgers)

Bets

NotWhatHeSaidofMe, I feel for you! In reality, there wasn’t much we could do for our animals when we were under the control of someone else. By the last animal, it wasn’t that I didn’t care… I was numb. I knew full well, what was done to them could easily have been me. It could have been me attached to the cinder block wall and he would have entertained his newest conquest within feet of my rotting body without a care in the world. He would have told her about how callous I was to the suffering of others and animals while eating a fine meal.

abbri, while under the control of a sociopath, you tend to consider the consequences of your actions. Punishments can be brutal. Even if you are somewhere with individuals or agencies that might help, under the spell of the sociopath independent thought is dangerous and you are conditioned to believe that there is no one who will help you because you are not worth being helped.

I occasionally train law enforcement agencies in Domestic Violence Intervention. One of the things I stress to them is to check out the animals. Children will usually disclose mistreatment of animals before they will admit to what is happening to the adults or themselves. The animals in a house will sometimes yield more truth about the situation than the humans ever will.

Life with a sociopath is about survival from day to day. What is survival one day may not be survival the next day. Normal is anything but normal and hard to define. For me, some days the hardest part about being a survivor is forgiving ourselves.

NotWhatHeSaidofMe

Bets
Especially in those last years, life was survival. And on the last day, for me it was literally finding a way to survive and get away.

I like what you said about kids and animals. GREAT ADVICE there. GREAT insight. Kids don’t know to tell about themselves. I was an abused kid and all I wanted was food. My mom beat the crap out of me and it never occurred to me to complain about that. But I would have talked about how much it bothered me what she did to the animals.

With my ex, I thought I did protect our dogs. I thought he heard and agreed with me. I had NO IDEA that instead, he just abused them out of sight. If I had known what he was doing, because of my past history with my mom, I would have INSTANTLY taken those dogs back to the people we got them from, told them what my husband was doing, and ask for their help. People will help with animals when they won’t help with an abused human. I may not have thought I deserved to escape abuse, but I was someone who did not tolerate it being done to anyone or any animal. That is the ONLY time the mother lion in me came roaring out.

GurlyGumshoe

I was hoping the article would answer a nagging question I have had for quite a while. Has anyone else experienced suspecting a male Narcissist of using his “beloved pet” to satisfy his sick sexual needs? I am 99.9% positive my ex has and still is sexually abusing his female dog! And while trying to research this sick stuff I ran across an article that said when a man has sex with a female dog – it’s the best sex he’ll ever have and that it was addicting. Right then and there I just knew it was true. Never had solid proof but am sure if I could find a way to have her looked at by a vet they would probably be able to verify it just by looking at her. Why haven’t I reported it? I tried, but without being caught in the act the ASPCA only knocks on the owners door and asks him if he is sexually abusing his animal. When they deny it…investigation over. I was then told sexual abuse of an animal is a penal code violation and should be reported to the police and in the next breath told me not to bother they would only view me as a “disgruntled ex”. And I’m the one left feeling guilty because I didn’t and she is still stuck there with him. = {

Stargazer

My love of animals has played a big part in my life and my healing, and actually determined the course of my life at one point:

Over 20 years ago I moved in with this guy I was dating who was very narcissistic (in retrospect). He was actually a pedophile but I didn’t know that at the time. Like many disordered people, he had a sweet side, and we actually had a lot of fun together. He had a big home, and partly the decision was economic because I was very poor. I brought my two cats with me. The cats didn’t like him. It’s amazing how animals can just pick up on someone’s energy. The guy was loud and boisterous when he spoke; it was part of his obnoxious attention-getting personality. And whenever he was around, the cats ran. Because my cats didn’t like him (I should have paid attention), we went to a shelter and adopted another cat just for him. She was a tiny little tabby named Leah. She had the most adorable little high pitched trill, a very loud squeaky purr, and a little head tilt. Totally adorable. She also was afraid of him and would hide under the bed when he came around.

Being a narcissist, he was very displeased that this cat, which we adopted for him, did not like him. So one day he picked her up by the scruff of the neck and threw her across the room onto the bed. She was not physically hurt, but she was very traumatized.

There are many things at the time that I tolerated from men. My self esteem was not great, having been raised by disordered parents. But animal cruelty was not something I could tolerate. I loved my cats as if they were my children, and since I never had human children, my animals WERE my children. I needed to get out, but I had no place to go. Working for minimum wages, I couldn’t even afford to rent an apartment. I had no one I could stay with. I sat down and prayed to a God I didn’t really believe in. I asked God, “What can I do that will make me a lot of money in a short time, so I can get out?” The answer I got was very surprising. I have always been an exceptional dancer, and I’ve always had a way with men. I decided to become a private dancer (stripper), doing house calls. I thought it would be easier to do this a few hours a week one-on-one rather than work entire shifts at a club with the cigarette smoke, catty women, and sexually charged atmosphere. At least one on one, I could have more control over the situation. I did this job very part time. It was easy money but the psychological/spiritual toll it took on me was huge. And this is how my cats changed my life – by helping me gain my financial freedom from dependent living situations.

The narcissistic bf never harmed the cat again. But in 3 months, I had saved enough money to buy a small condo, buy a decent car, pay off the car, and remodel the condo. I moved out and never looked back.

Unfortunately, one of my other cats disappeared while we were living with the bf. I was so distraught, I hired a “pet detective” to help find her. I went door to door for a month and combed the shelters. She never turned up. I don’t think he did anything to her, but I think she just ran away and someone adopted her. The cats were always on edge around him, and they weren’t happy there. It is my one big regret that I moved my precious animals into that house with a disordered person. After I moved, I adopted a third cat that I had fallen in love with at one of the shelters. Several years later I also adopted a Siamese from a shelter who had had a hard life. All of my animals lived out their lives spoiled and pampered and died of natural causes. They were never subjected to any form of cruelty again. However, I never found the one who disappeared. It took me a long time to forgive myself.

I have a zero tolerance for anyone who lifts a finger to one of my animals. I no longer have cats – they have all passed, and I am too heartbroken by their loss to get another one. But I have two boa constrictors (!) and they are also like my children and spoiled rotten.

I just bought a new condo where I will probably retire. I’m thinking about getting another cat. Big decision. And because I love to tie up loose ends in all my stories, I will tell you that ironically, I am once again starting to make money dancing. I just gave my first private salsa dancing lesson the other day. Woohoo! Over the years when I’ve struggled financially, I’ve occasionally considered going back to my old job as a stripper. But at my age – 53 – they would probably only pay me to put my clothes back on!

Sorry this was such a long story, and thanks for those who read to the end.

eggshellsnomore

This post struck such a cord in me. I also had pets who suffered at the hands of my ex, this man who “loved dogs.” One of my dogs was severely injured before we were married, and I will never forget the vet explaining to me how an injury like this could happen. He looked at me point blank and asked if my boyfriend could have done this. ” Oh no, I said. He loves dogs!” At the time I really believed he loved dogs, and something else must have happened to mine. I ignored my gut, and married the animal abuser. At the time I had 3 cats and 3 dogs. Within the first 6 months I had one cat and 2 dogs, plus another cat he got for me to make up for the loss of the first 2. And he also purchased an expensive dog from a breeder, to show how much he loved dogs. He hated animals, and blamed me for any mistake or behavioral issue they had. One of my dogs became rather aggressive, when he had never acted that way before. Over time, we took in more cats, to replace the ones that kept “disappearing.” There was always a suspicion in the back of my mind as to what happened to the ones who disappeared, but he always had an alibi, or some sob story about how much he missed them too. To all of our friends, he looked like such an animal lover. But I knew better. I watched him throw my cat down a flight of stairs, then kick him out the front door for urinating in the closet. I saw him kick and chase the dogs, or yell and scream st them for no reason. I listened many times as he used my beloved pets to threaten me. If I didn’t do what he wanted, if I didn’t get rid of my pets, if I didn’t train them better, or keep them out of the house, then he would tell me the horrible things he would do to them. He had a way of placing the blame and guilt on me, for the animals’ behavior. I loved my pets, and I feared what he might do, so I did what he demanded of me. And the worst part, is I knew better!! But I also knew no one would believe me. After all, he loved these animals! He loved dogs. I was just an irresponsible pet owner. The year before I left, one of my dogs that I brought into the marriage disappeared. When I decided to leave him, the other one also went missing. Months later he was found and returned to me. All told, I lost 7 cats and one dog during my marriage. I spent thousands on vet bills to heal the wounds, and watched a loving dog become fearful and aggressive. Today he has a new dog, and to everyone who knows him, he is a dog lover. I shudder to think of what he does to this poor animal when no one is looking.

Babs94540

I agree with the other posters who have speculated that the way the spath treats his or her pets, is very likely to be the way the spath treats his/her children.

In public and in photos, the kids will appear to be treated with normal, loving parental kindness and empathy, but that is only for public consumption. The children will be maltreated, emotionally and/or physically battered, sexually abused, etc., behind the privacy of closed doors, or whenever the spath thinks he or she can get away with it (the bruising pinch or hard kick under the table, the clamped upper arm that leaves bruises or crescent-shaped cuts, the covert insult that is masked as concern, the quickie sexual groping when a moment of opportunity presents itself, the painful face-squeeze, etc.)

That makes the semi-rough, jocular “loving” attention after abusive incidents highly confusing, even crazy-making. The kids grow up bewildered, anxious, and terrified of their own parent, perhaps even believing that the abuse they endure is deserved but they feel too ashamed to ever mention it to anyone who might help.

I think that’s a good idea, whenever possible, to note how the family pets behave and are treated, such as noticing if the pets seem unduly nervous, aggressive or anxious, if the pets limp or seem to have sore spots and yet are not elderly animals, if the pets are left outside all the time or in uncomfortable weather conditions, etc.

If the pets are maltreated or neglected, starved, battered, and treated more or less like objects, then the children are probably experiencing the same thing.

flicka

Sounds exactly like my son, Eric. He insists on superlative behavior or he kicks his loving little puppy in his ribs! I don’t doubt for a minut that he does the same to his precoscious 6 year old daughter (in private, for now.)

Babs94540

Hi Flicka,

I hope that your granddaughter isn’t being maltreated by her father/your son, but if you suspect that this child is being abused in any way, I hope that you will find some way to help her. (Perhaps she can stay with you over the summmer and on holidays? Any time away from an abuser is like balm for a wound.)

I suggest that you start keeping a personal log of the days/dates and times that you suspect that she’s been maltreated, and the nature of the abuse or neglect.

Try to spend as much time as you can with your granddaughter, so even if its not possible to remove her from the “care” of her abusive spath father (its difficult to do without overt, blatant evidence of physical or sexual abuse) your granddaughter will know that she has at least one adult who loves her and won’t hurt her, is safe for her to love back, and confide in.

And if your spath son feels safe in acutally maltreating his dog in your presence, then I hope you will report him to the proper authorities for that, too. If possible, use your iPhone to record him kicking his dog, if you can do it without him being aware of it.

Abusers mostly operate in darkness and covertness; they want privacy, and they terrorize and threaten their victims so they won’t talk.

So my fantasy wish is that more and more victims of spaths will start using hidden cameras in their home or place them in the spaths’ homes (even though that isn’t exactly legal) so they can record actual footage and sound of spaths abusing their victims with the day/date/time indicated.

I think that’s the only real weapon that will defeat covert abuse, is to make it NOT covert any more; turn on the spotlight.

flicka

Dearest Babs, As predictable, my spath son has forbidden any further contact between his 6 year old precoscious daughter with her grandmother (me) so no chance to follow your suggestions, unfortunatly! They live 1 hour away and I am now disabled. Thanks for your suggestions…all good.

4mydaughter

My daughter’s sociopath/narcissist neglected the dog so much that it developed a blood disorder and died in just over a month of my daughter being away from her. He didn’t care about the dog at all. The dog was left alone all day, unable to walk or eat or drink. He probably would have left it to languish and die at home except his father thought it would “look bad” for the divorce. So they took it to the vet too late to help. Afterwards, they bought a charm for the dog’s ashes and gave it to the child to wear around her neck. Horrible!

truth

This sounds exactly like my ex! My ex too said that he loved dogs and persuaded me to get a staffordshire. He wanted to buy this young dog from a person who was a drug addict and did not treat her very well. Even though I wanted to help the dog away from her owner, I did not think that we were able to look after the dog in the situation we were in, as I was studying and he was working and the young dog would need a lot of care and attention. But he promised to take care of it properly and bought it.
Me and my ex had just been together for a couple of month and we shared a small flat, (that I payed for) and when the dog was alone in the flat for too long, I was the one who had to go home and take care of it. When my ex was out partying carelessly without returning for days, he had no thoughts of caring for the dog, and I was the one to look after it.
He said he loved the dog dearly but the same as you describe, he punished the little dog if she pied indoors, as she was not trained properly. When he wanted to, he was very loving towards her, but within a second he could switch and be angry and hit the dog if she didn’t do what he wanted! I started to think that if he would ever have a child, this is the way he would treat the child too. I also realized that the way he behaved towards the dog was the same way as he actually treated me!
I felt so incredibly sorry for the dog being in this situation, I loved and cared for her but did not have the time to care for her in the way she needed and I told my ex that we had to look for a new owner that would have the time and the love that she required. But he refused. Because he loved her so much he said..
So one day a few month later when I returned home the dog was gone. I asked what happened and he said he returned her to the previous owner. He told me not to ever talk about it again and refused to tell me where the owner was. I said that I want to get in touch with the previous owner to see her one last time and also make sure everything was ok (as the previous owner was a drug addict I was not happy about her returning to him) but he refused to give me any contact number and said that he deleted it. I did not believe him and I still have no idea what he did with the dog.

freeenuf4me

while I was married, I watched my spath literally nurse baby bunnies because he accidentally destroyed their warren while mowing the grass….I remember thinking, wow.. how sweet, that he would do this, put in the time..effort… THEN I watched as he let them go, back into the yard, from the little box he’d built for them, only to use them as target practice from a bathroom window! I have long since removed myself from this jeckel n hide… but mistreatment of animals is probably a hallmark for spaths because they’re easy targets…literally.

I WIN

Oh how i’m sitting here in TEARS over this. That poor dog freezing to death outside, OMG, I just dont’ know what to say. But, like you, i’d have done the same with my ex sociopath. sat there and done nothing 🙁 They are so powerful over the rest of us when we are still in their power and control. My ex used to beat our male pitbull Jake. My mother saw it once, and told my ex’s mother what her son had done! PURE EVIL…..so sorry…

lesson learned

Hi H.G,

Admittedly, I’ve not read your work before, yet I recognize you as a follower of my blog (the ability to love). What a beautiful writer you are…

I received this post in my email. I don’t come here often anymore, but the title had me very curious.

I lost my boy (a dachshund) in March to lymphoma. It was devastating and traumatic for me. You seem to share an overwhelming love for animals, that many empaths do and so stories like this are heart wrenching. I’m crying with you and I’m so sorry you were exposed to such cruelty of your loved ones.

My ex-psychopath attempted to kick my dog several times, but I would quickly pick him up as I saw my ex’s foot moving toward my boy’s body. The last time he tried it, I didn’t make it in time to move him away.

I came completely unglued. You see, my psychopath very much enjoyed my reactions to his words and behavior. He would try to injure my dog, for fun. He knew I loved him, protected him and that my boy was my heart. Anything I loved, my ex psychopath immediately hated.

It took me many years to not only understand how psychopaths think and what they do, but also to understand that all shows of affection are all about them. They exploit animals to have power over. Just like they do people. I’m inclined to think that those who abuse animals are all on the spectrum somewhere. I’ve seen two people in my life who have beaten their animals and both are narcissists.

There’s nothing more power inducing for a psychopath than causing pain to an innocent who cannot fight back, or in causing pain to others who love that innocent. The pain he caused, is pain he is aware of and the perceived unpredictability in what he ‘might’ do if your loved one ‘peed on the rug’, is calculating, forcing those around the dog to live under intense stress, waiting for next abusive event. Abuse of animals, is indirectly abusing the people that love them when it comes to a psychopathic parent, spouse or child, just another tactic to power and control. They know exactly what they’re doing.

Last summer, while reading the lost and found section on our local animal shelter website, I noticed that my ex’s new victim (wife) had posted that her beloved chihuahua mix managed to get out of the yard somehow and was lost. I could not help but wonder if my ex had purposely allowed this to happen. He had his own dog, a lab mix, that he neglected, and abused, the same way he neglected and abused humans. During luring, he used his dog as a tool to manipulate potential victims. He religiously kept his dog tied up all day while he was at work, otherwise fanatical about keeping her inside when he was home.

Not so with the chihuahua mix. Somehow, given his calculated abuse, I feel that the new victim’s dog running loose was not an accident. It was apparent that she loved her dog.

And with a psychopath, loving anything is always a ‘mistake’ for the victims of his abuse. My ex was quite stealth, leaving me a lot of room for observation of his behavior and the motivations behind it. Animals are tools and weapons in the psychopath’s arsenal. Nothing more.

I feel so much for you…I can imagine the intense pain your ex’s cruelty caused you and your children in abusing your loved ones.

Your story of Rosie is particularly heartbreaking, for just as it is with the psychopath’s victims, when a pet can no longer be utilized for the psychopath’s pleasure in exploiting or manipulating his (or her) victims, it is discarded, just like we are.

Your babies are playing free, without abuse, at the Rainbow Bridge. I do believe we will see them someday and when we do, there will be no more pain and you’ll be able to love Rosie again freely…without the interference of evil.

Big hugs to you, H.G. Your loved ones were lucky to have you and the measure of your love and mercy when your ex had none of it. They knew they were loved by you and your children.

Peace…

Comille54

H G Beverly, I’m so sorry for your loss and the way that those beloved pets passed away. Know that they are on the other side of life, still by your side in spirit and they know that you continue to love them. Unfortunately, many of us have experienced the same horror that you have, but I just wanted to say how sorry I am for you.

jmmira

Honestly this guy just sounds like another stupid pet owner who ‘thinks’ they know everything about dogs, but doesn’t. He probably never read a book on animal behavior or perhaps never understood what he read. I’m not sure that makes him a psychopath.

I’ve got a different story about dogs and tying personality behavior how someone treats dogs and those around her. One day my wife came home with the kids with a decorative plate with a cute picture of dog on it. I used that as an opportunity to talk about bringing a dog into the house and she was open to the idea. So right here, I’m indicating that I wanted my wife’s approval or acceptance for getting a dog and didn’t just force one on her against her desires. As parents, we’d have equal, buck stops here responsibility!

We started looking for dogs and found a beautiful, Belgian shepherd mix dog at the local Animal Care League. We bought a few books on dog training and the kids loved the dog and she was very gentle with them.

The dog had not been trained to walk well on a leash and always pulled, but was super well behaved in the house.

So, my wife who is an avid reader presumably read these books she bought. Now one of the most basic things is “don’t leave food out all day” for the dog. This is easily understandable as the dog will get overweight and will have to poop several times throughout the day and you’ll never have a consistent walking schedule. What does my wife do? She leaves food out all day. I point out that this is making care for the dog harder. She ignores me and continues doing it, it would seem just to spite me!

We take the dog for a walk, the dog tries to lead and I remark that the books instruct to stop every time the dog pulls. It’s pretty obvious, the dog then learns that a pull on the leash means to stop! what does she do, she chokes up on the choke collar and walks the dog in a constant choke hold! Very nice. Every time I try to address anything like this, the response is, “oh, Mr. knowitall, Mr. DogTrainer is telling me how to train the dog again”. Now, I don’t know about you folks, but I read books for advice and try to use that advice, I don’t just discard it and I don’t pretend to have not read them and claim the information as my own.

So, despite problems with the current dog, my wife is now obsessed with getting another Belgian shepherd. These dogs are very high energy, high prey drive, strong, and very smart animals! Well, at this point in our marriage I know that when my wife is obsessed with something, there is no changing her mind. She finds a puppy at a shelter about an hour away that ‘LOOKS’ like a Belgian shepherd. We go to look at the pup and my son falls in love with the dog. They are all over each other like any puppy and little kid should be. The dog licking his face up and down and my son loving it!

We get a call two or three days later from the Shelter stating that the dog has worms and that nobody could get infected unless they ate the dogs feces. From this point on the puppy was separated from the kids and kept in the kitchen. Every time my son went near the dog, she’s freak out, then the dog would get stressed and my son would get bummed out, because he was now NOT allowed near the dog.

The dog very quickly started doing the same thing. Every time my son went near him, the dog would get stressed, until finally the dog would growl at my son. Next the dog started growling at my step-daughter and wife. The only person the dog did not grown at was me! Why, because I recognized this behavior and never approached the dog with anxiety and would just sit in the kitchen with the dog playing and petting him. This is proper socializing of a dog. I wanted to bring my son into the kitchen, but my wife would not allow it.

As soon as the dog started growling at the family, my wife called someone to do a temperament test. It took a very long time to get the dog to bite the fake, antagonizing hand they use to provoke the dog to bite, but he did eventually snap at the fake hand. I just figured the dog was not going to get socialized properly in our house now anyway so I agreed that we should bring the dog back to the shelter.

From this dog my wife moved on to looking for another dog again. She signed up to foster Belgian Malinois and lied stating she was an experienced dog owner. She came home with a beautiful, emaciated dog one Saturday. I would never turn away a sick dog and we fed him until no ribs showed. He was a great dog that had failed the temperament test for police work, but had been through a bit of the training. He was extremely well behaved and walked perfectly on a leash. My wife now strutted around the neighborhood like she was a dog expert, talking to people about dogs and Belgian Shepherds as if she was a veteran dog handler.

It was amazing because what they didn’t know was that she could not even have the two dogs in the house together without having all kinds of gates setup. I told her several times, that we needed to just put them in the backyard and let them work out who was the boss. The anxiety over the dogs was untenable for everyone in the house. Two very good dogs and yet, they could not get to know one another because she envisioned a blood bath!

We finally got some other experienced Belgian shepherd owners to come for a visit and of course, they said the same thing I did. Put them in the yard and see what happens, we’ll just have to be ready to break up a dog fight. Gee, isn’t that what I had been saying all along?

Now my wife’s behavior may seem like nothing, however when you apply that behavior to everything that happens in the household for years on end, you may get a picture of the anxiety and frustration the family was under. Her behavior has all the signs of OCD and NPD, she’s obsessive, has grandiose ideas about her ability, ignores people close to her and even mocks them, repeats the same failing behavior over and over again and rejects any advice from those close to her.

So, you could actually show her in a book that she bought, that she claimed to read, what it says and she’ll mock you and tell you that you’re being a know it all! This same thing happened with the children, where she would repeat the same behavior for years on end and expect different results. She would call me for help, I’d resolve the situation or provide input and she’d mock me (usually because I was correct) and then scorn me for resolving the issue.

This is a woman who slept with my son for 6 1/2 years because she either enjoyed having him suckle to get to sleep or could not simply break free from sleeping with him. To this day, I don’t know and because I’m a man, my pleas for help to marriage counselors were ignored.

I’m pointing this out because a person does not have to do obviously terrible things like kick a dog to show signs of mental illness. Mental illness is mostly undiagnosed because sick people often will only see therapists that they can lie to. This happened in my marriage and because of the lack of ethics and professionalism and perhaps ego, many, many LCSWs and Psychologists simply believe women and ignore men. The man is then left without help and ends up with GAD and depression like myself.

In fact, not only do I have GAD and depression, I’m financially destroyed after going through the divorce and believing that someone would eventually do the one thing I asked and that was to require her to have a full psych evaluation. Never happened, I wasted my son’s entire education fund. My 401k and pension was given to my wife because our society is so quick to believe the man is always the abuser, a guy cannot get help even when he’s open to it and asks for it!

So, my advice to men is that there is no help at all for them as they’ll be treated with gender bias and their concerns for a healthy life will be dismissed. There is no reason to submit to marriage counseling or therapy as nobody will listen to your complaints or experiences and even give you credit for communicating and participating! Instead, they’ll criticize men for saying anything at all! So, why should a man participate?

Now I never see my son even though there was no violence ever between my son and I. There are no police reports of brutality in my house. When my step-daughter became a teenager and just after I accused my wife of abusing my son by sleeping with him for over six years my wife then embarked on a mission to destroy my relationship with my step-daughter. Ignoring all reasonable and proper parenting concerns I had and then twisting them around by filling my step-daughter’s head with inappropriate knowledge and ideas about me.

A mother and wife should never talk about her husbands sexuality with her daughter, should discuss parenting concerns with her husband and should not use her kids as pawns in her relationship. All things my wife has done, but because she’s a woman, it’s presumed that I’m lying about these things and she is not.

This is a woman who cheated on her first husband while he served in the military and got pregnant with her daughter by another man before her divorce was finalized. She then just over two and half years later meets me and starts the cheating cycle again. Lying to me about her daughter’s father, telling me she was married to him (she wasn’t), telling me he as abusing and an alcoholic. We date for four years after we’re married I find family pictures with her, my step-daughter and her father that could have only been taken a month or two before I met her! So I end up feeling like I contributed to breaking up the relationship between father and daughter.

The lies continued and I got worse. I provided the best I could, home in the best neighborhood, best schools, house cleaner, generous budget, private school for the kids, tutoring, 2k a year for karate lessons for my step-daughter. My son though who was offered free karate lessons was never brought to karate just to spite me, just because she wanted to!

I am so demoralized and broken because of this marriage and now the divorce, I think of suicide every day! I have no job, no money and nobody but my family and my therapist believes me (well they know me and they know her). I have no confidence in myself or the future or in our society’s ability to treat men fairly.

The divorce system steals money from hard working men and then labels them as bad without even doing their due diligence for the money they just stole from him! Our divorce system is nothing more than a veil of justice over ignorance, bias and various social agendas.

This is what happens when a man stays in a relationship and tries to bend like a reed in the wind, be cooperative and patient and a father to his children, he gets destroyed because nobody will listen to him!

flicka

Hate to tell you this but the legal system is AGAINST all victims of psychopaths, irregardless of gender! My suggestion is pick yourself up and start all over again. Forget the ex-wife (and kids if necessary) and plan for a better future without them. It will surely come as soon as you drop the “woe is me” attitude…I promise! Good luck and best wishes for a happy future that you can’t even imagine right now.

jmmira

Woe is me has nothing to do with my situation. It’s being controlled by a faulty process that determines the outcome of my life that is the problem. And if people just move on without complaining, it won’t change!

grace

I think jmmira is just needing to feel heard….like all of us….this site gives us a place to get out the experiences …..and to somehow feel heard and believed…..here is a person who has experienced a lot of crazy making and lost everything….even hope…..I think we have each dealt with similar stuff and know the time it takes to recover…and the pain of it all…..

Jmmira……take the time you need…….there is hope……this site is helpful….understandable you feel the system is against men in general…..as a female it seems like I was not supported or heard in my situation….but it is probably the fact that there is so many lies told…….the system does not get the psychopath and the twisted mess it creates

brightest

I almost lost our dog to rat poisoning by the ex-path. He of course didn’t get caught red handed, but I know. My dog did survive, although still suffers abdominal pain (from having her stomach pumped) & vomits after meals, which unfortunately is a reminder of his cruelty and a blessed reminder of the strength it took me to leave with just our clothes a year ago this week. We (my daughter/his step-daughter) and I are no longer in survival mode, but thriving mode!!! Happy to be free physically and emotionally.

hinahina

Dogs are loyal and can be trained. They do take up much of your time as you care for and enjoy their company, as does any lovable pet.
Psychopaths and sociopaths are not loyal and can’t be trained. They are obstinate and will betray you as soon as look at you. Enjoying their company is a stretch and they do require a mountain of care. And time.
They waste your care and time by being what they are.
Dogs, and cats, too, are far more reliable and worthy of one’s love.
Given the choice, it’s not rocket science to see that socio and psychopaths, plus the malignant narcissistic haters, are not nearly as worthy for companionship as these other species.
Don’t feed the kooks. Run away and don’t look back!! Unless you have lots of time to WASTE!!! And who does??
1) ID kook. 2) Limit their influence in your life. 3) Get away and stay away!! 4) Live WAY WAY BETTER!!!

biggestdummyofall

This post was painful for me to read. I had a dog as a child that I loved very much. Her name was Penney. She was a beautiful long haired dachshound the color of a penney, and she loved me. Penney protected me when I did something wrong that upset my stepfather. She would bark and try to stop “Rudy” from beating me. Penney would end up getting the beating intended for me. Penney would also get beat because she liked to dig holes in the yard. Rudy would kick her and throw her and hit her with sticks, rocks belts or just about anything that was handy. I would try to save her which meant I would get beat too. Sometimes my mom would see what was happening and tried to stop it, which meant she got beat too. My mom was a good woman who did nothing wrong, but Rudy beat her too and for no apparent reason. See, Rudy just liked to be in control of everything and everybody. Rudy later died from prostate and anal cancer. I figured thats what happened to people for being an ASSHOLE their whole lives, and karma found a particularly appropriate payback for Rudy. Later when I grew up I found a man who I thought was great and who I thought was the love of my life.
“Sonny” hated my cats and did little mean things to them. This behavior brought me back to uncomfortable memories and was the first indicator that I had a sociopath on my hands, and I ended up being right. Cruelty to animals is a common denominator with Spaths and many times manifests itself very early in their lives. Cruelty is something they enjoy. Cruelty is something they have practiced on innocent creatures for a long time. When someone is cruel to an animal its a good indicator that person will be cruel to you and one should run away from that person as fast as you can. I wish my mom had run, I wish I had run FASTER.

Kay

This post was so painful for me to read as well. Really horrific. I love animals. And maybe after being a victim of a heartless cruel sociopath. I have taken to animals even more. I do not trust people as I use to.

I barely speak up for myself. But a fire is lot inside me when animals are being abused. I have a loud voice then. It seems almost as someone strong takes over my body, and is ready to fight for animals who are being abused. Yet when it comes to my own rights or defending others I seem to shut down and hide.

I don’t know if it is because of the abuse I have endured by a sociopath or what. But I have compassion for people. But I have over compassion for animals. I feel great pain when I see an animal suffering. And I will do whatever is necessary to end the suffering and see that justice is served.

aintgonnatakeitnomore

The narc had a dog. One time I left I thot I’ve got to get that poor dog rescued. I’ve just got to. She’s a huge Alaskan malamute. He will hit her if she’s bad. He yells at her. He will get her all riled up and then expect her to just stop. Bam. She’s old and only knows him. She’s loves him utterly. So this time when I left, I just gave up. And I hope she dies soon. A sweet dog and he’s an ass to her also. A shelter would just kill her so as long as the kids aren’t there to make her excited she stands a good chance of just intermittent abuse. He does love her to death but only if she follows his godship of course. He will fall apart when she dies. I hope he falls into chronic depression and never feels hopeful again.
Cuz I’m that evil lol
No, rly, i don’t even bad about wishing he’d hurt. I just don’t.

jmmira

Honestly, so many, many people hit their dogs it’s not funny. This fear and dominance in dog training is an old tactic. They used to throw (some still do) a chain at their feet to startle them. The new methods and science is so much better.

Most people really have no idea how to train dogs. Look at the number of dogs on retractable leashes. That is not training and not safe for dogs. If the dog can run into the street suddenly and the leash is extended, end of story.

There is just a proliferation of non-working dogs in this country because of over breading and little need for actual working dogs. Dogs are a complete luxury, people are irresponsible with them whether they hit them or not.

EDIT – I had to edit this as Dogs are wonderful company. I have had dogs most of my life and used to lay in a field next to my dog and stare at the sky and talk to him. He was probably my best friend at times. I have two dogs now, both Dutch Shepherds, high energy and prey drive. They sleep with me and jog with me. Now I will probably lose them due to divorce. I’ve already lost my other dog, the wife has her and my son. Of course I miss my son more!

It’s really another sign of how spoiled our culture is. I don’t like to be negative, but there are just so, so many dogs without homes it’s really very sad!

Still Suffering

My Sociopath Ex didn’t care what happened to our 5 pets when he let our home foreclose deliberately while he took thousands to a secret 3 week vacation in Costa Rica (while we were still married). I was only able to take 1 cat, since he lied in court and stole our partnership business gross sales/money while we were married. He took one cat and our dog due to the luxury of having a home to rent. Within 8 months, our dog, cat and a new dog he purchased were all dead. He refused to take our dog to the vet after a tic bite as I had asked repeatedly and about a month later I received a text that I should go to his place and visit her as she will not make it through the day. I had a strong feeling that I would find her dead and I did. She was displayed on the pool deck for me to find. Her collar was off, she was bloated and flies were crawling out of her mouth. She had obviously been deceased many hours, so his text to me was a set up for more trauma. A few months later I noticed our cat was losing weight and asked him to make certain he is eating… I also went to the property leaving cans of cat food, but it was a long drive. He assured me that he’s taking good care of him and all is well. Months later, after he purchased a new puppy, he said he closed all the holes in the fence and that must be why the cat went missing “a few months ago.” He knew I cared for our kitty and I believe now that his actions were deliberate and that another pet is dead. He had a new puppy for about 4 months and he went missing twice, with no dog tags. Finally, he was motivated to put his phone number on a tag and took another monthly vacation with the puppy in the front seat. He decided to drink beer for lunch and drive a dangerous cliff road within a few hours, crashing his truck into a tree. The puppy broke his back and had to be put down. Three pets dead/gone in 8 months. This pet episode and resulting pain is one of hundreds of abusive behaviors/actions taken in the last 5 years. There’s been abuse at every level. We’ve been divorced 18 months and his stalking, vandalism/theft of personal property & financial abuse has not stopped.

Kay

Sociopaths have no regard for human life, animals life, their children’s life no one. They see an animal suffering they are able to ignore it. No matter how long they have had it. THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT EMOTIONALLY CONNECTED TO ANYONE OR ANYTHING. Due to their lack of emotion such as love, responsibility, care, and joy. They seem REALLY connected to feelings such as inflicting pain, deceit, lying, and stealing.

I really hate them. I do

KRAZYKAT

hahahaha I hate sociopaths behavior TOO! BUT I seems to always surround myself by them, as the more intelligent ones can be very amusing. Sad for me, I have had my neck slashed quite a few times due to my own personally defects…of some how not being able to avoid these types.

lesson learned

I’ve read all the comments. Very interesting.

I found out my ex and his new victim have a new puppy. She apparently has photos of the puppy asleep on his chest, while he is sleeping too. I wonder what happened to the one he had before. A very loving, docile lab.

Anyway, new victim apparently posted a meme about always trusting a dog and their judgment. I use to think that because my dog LOVED my ex, that it meant my ex couldn’t be all THAT bad…WRONGO!

A dog is a POOR judge of character when it comes to individuals with personality disorders. I truly believe that our pets have feelings and souls, but I realized that I projected my OWN feelings and potential perceptions, even onto my DOG as to whether it was okay or not to continue with the ex simply because my dog liked him.

It’s astonishing when I think back about what a REACH this really was. He could have cared less. I have heard some very sad things that have happened to the new victim. I feel sorry for her as psychopaths never change.

But don’t ever trust a dog to make decisions that WE should be making about others.

flicka

Thanks for your illumination; I too would think pets would instinctively KNOW whether a person is good or bad.

hinahina

Hi Lesson Learned:

We surely cannot trust our animals to instinctively recognize the disordered anymore than we could trust ourselves to recognize these people without having experienced their abusive manipulation.

Dogs are loyal, just as normal people are very loyal to our loved ones.

The truly disordered take advantage of our own highest qualities and use them as tools against us. And they go through quite a few machinations to gain our trust before they show us their true selves.

Dogs have no chance though after much abuse, they will cower in fear just as we all did when the disordered person started flipping out on us.

Psychopaths and sociopaths know just what to do and say to ensure they gain our trust. They are very good at it. It’s one reason they are so incredibly destructive. They take advantage of situations and use their positions of any type of power–real or contrived–to make us cower in fear.

Lessons Learned!! To be sure!!

KRAZYKAT

YOU DID THE RIGHT THING by giving up your little dog to a group you trusted, who could better place it, as you had no time and the little dog had some aggression issues!!!! You faced facts and you acted in the best interest of all concerned! It was a brave and mature thing to do! BUT your ex is an animal abuser, he should have been reported. What your describe here is pure animal abuse, for what ever his reason are. Any of us who sit back and watch a dog freeze to death or get brutally beaten is NOT doing the right thing. If you allow a person to abuse or kill a dog in front of children, this is called abuse to the children, did you know this? It is child abuse! Men are only human beings, they are not GODS, we do not have to tolerate any bad behavior from them. I can’t say anything else about this….but please, next time you witness any form of animal abuse, go to the end of the world to red flag it, to try to stop any individual from being able to GET AWAY with this kind of bullying and pain inducing act….I would have broke both his knee caps…and said it was self defense…no kidding.

jeannie812

I know of men who treated their dog like this. Not totally the same, but close enough. Yes, they are the first to look down their nose at you and tell others about what a bad pet owner you are. that and what a bad parent you are. While they abuse their dog, and./or emotionally abuse their kids too, some kick the kids too, and he really seems to think he is doing a good job. That is all about him. His ego is the most important thing to him and if a dog disobeys or if a woman isn’t obedient, or if the kids are not obedient, the man is ready to go to battle. cause his ego has been assaulted. The world revolves around his ego. There is no talking to him about it, cause even the most timid conversation about it is an assault to him.

atozmom

My ex would buy pets for our daughter they lived at his house so she would see them when she went to visit him. There was a chinchilla which he began complaining about to me telling me it kept him awake all night long, I said well its nocturnal and he did not know what that meant so I explained it to him. A few weeks later he informed me the chinchilla was dead that our daughter over fed it and killed it. Funny thing is my daughter was only there 4 hours a week. Then he bought her a bunny when he was angry he used to tell her he was going to chop it up and make rabbit stew. He had actually told me that and I told him that he needed to stop saying that, that it was cruel to say things like that several weeks later the bunny was dead. He then bought a dog a german shepard that my daughter adored. At first I was very nervous about having a large dog with my daughter but during one of her visits my ex was wrestling with my daughter and the dog attacked him, biting him on the backside. I love that dog. He is abusive to the dog at times and m

jeannie812

And, the thing is if you were to report this to the court they would turn a blind eye to it. I say report it anyway, I sure ate a lot of dirt while I was dealing with my ez. No one listened, but I sure tried to complain to the court. It’s still ongoing but the only difference is now that kids are adults my ezx doesn’t have the total control like he once had.

Your daughter is watching a psychopath in action. This will backfire on you somehow, someway Whether you are met with silence try to call or write anyone who will listen I am glad the dog bit him that asshole needed a good bite in the ass

atozmom

I’m glad the dog bit him also. I have talked to my daughter about the dog and told her that I could call to report the abuse, but that the dog may be taken away for her own safety. My daughter was very upset. She asked if we could take her but They won’t allow us to have dogs where we live. I was informed by the spath last week that he had a bone infection in his leg and that he would be in the hospital for 5 or 6 weeks. But just as I got excited that he might be getting a visit from Karma he gets out of the hospital. But he supposedly needs a wheelchair to get around and did cancel his vacation week with our daughter this week so, hopefully the dog will be safe for a while. Maybe spath will have complications and end up back in the hospital.

atozmom

My ex would buy pets for our daughter they lived at his house so she would see them when she went to visit him. There was a chinchilla which he began complaining about to me telling me it kept him awake all night long, I said well its nocturnal and he did not know what that meant so I explained it to him. A few weeks later he informed me the chinchilla was dead that our daughter over fed it and killed it. Funny thing is my daughter was only there 4 hours a week. Then he bought her a bunny when he was angry he used to tell her he was going to chop it up and make rabbit stew. He had actually told me that and I told him that he needed to stop saying that, that it was cruel to say things like that several weeks later the bunny was dead. He then bought a dog a german shepard that my daughter adored. At first I was very nervous about having a large dog with my daughter but during one of her visits my ex was wrestling with my daughter and the dog attacked him, biting him on the backside. I love that dog. He is abusive to the dog at times and makes the dog stay outside all the time. I have thought about calling and reporting him to animal control but I don’t want my daughter to lose another pet and I can’t have dogs where we live. I swear he kills the animals to hurt my daughter all totaled there were 3 bunnies, 1 chinchilla, 1 hamster and 2 cats. I don’t know how these people can treat animals and people the way they do it is disgusting.

mommy11903

Oh my goodness, you could be describing my ex! Makes me nauseous thinking about it…she was a black lab as well and “rescued”.

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