Editor’s Note: Laughs in the e-mail today sent by a Lovefraud reader. Enjoy!
Narcissist sayings about themselves:
“A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.'”
“I’m really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.”
About Narcissists:
“He was the only man I ever knew that could strut while sitting down.”
“Every narcissist woman wants a man she can look down on.”
“There’s nothing wrong with narcissists that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.”
“She was truly a legend in her own mind”
Things it is better NOT to say to a Narcissist:
“I’d love to stay and listen to you talk about yourself, but I gotta run.”
“Before you begin, may I adjust your crown?”
“They told me you weren’t foolish enough to lie all the time. I stuck up for you and said you were.”
“I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.”
“You were sent here as a warning to normal people, weren’t you?”
“Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.”
“Does this mean you’re about to rage? Would you mind doing something useful while you are at it, like getting me a beer and a sandwich?”
“You can’t be serious? Oh! Is this going to be on Candid Camera? Where’s the hidden camera? (begin looking)”
“300,000,000 sperm and YOU were the best they could find for the job?”
Other Narcissist riddles and sayings:
“A narcissist is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
“How does a female narcissist sleep? First she lies on one side, then she lies on the other.”
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a Narcissist? An offer you can’t refuse, but you can’t rely on either.”
“Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of narcissists? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.”
“What do a narcissist and sperm have in common? Both have about a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.”
“Narcissists are one of the main sources of income for therapists. Not that they ever come for therapy themselves because they know they don’t need to. But just one narcissist can easily drive ten other people into long term therapy.”
SeeingClearly
Happy Holidays All:
Just stopped be for a few minutes. LMAO at this thread–actually it is exactly what I needed today. Went to cememtary to place flowers on husbands grave. Two years today. It’s been a difficult week for me but knowing you guys are here makes it better.
Hope everyone is well.
Stay Strong Stay Safe and Stay Sane. XXX Seeing Clearly
Ox Drover
Dear Seeingclearly,
The anniversaries of their deaths do get easier I think. It is 6 1/2 years since my husband died and 6 years next month since my step dad died…in many ways it feels so fresh, yet in others it doesn’t and I feel now that they are still WITH ME because I can think about the good times and not weep for sadness.
Take care of yourself and happy holidays to you too! Laughs are a good part in healing and I thought this was a great thread!
skylar
thanks for bringing back this one, Kim.
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/11/08/fighting-bullying-with-babies/
Check out this link, It’s an amazing story about empathy.
It says, maybe empathy can’t be taught but it can be caught.
SeeingClearly
Dear Oxy,
Thank you for your words of wisdom….I know in time it will be easier. Life goes on next month I’ll have a new grandson–It will be a joyful time. Respectfully, Seeing Clearly
Oxy, If you lived near me we would have a blast together.
Ox Drover
Dear Seeingclearly,
I’ve met some wonderful people here on LoveFraud and I wish we could all do like Oprah and her guests and ALL go on a big vacation together! Can you imagine what fun we would have!???? No one would want to go home!
Well, it is time for me to go get a bath and put on my bouncy hair and get ready to go for my big evening out with my son and our friends! You guys have a nice evening and I’ll tell you all about it when I get back! (((hugs)))))
dancingnancies
This is great, i especially loved :
“A narcissist is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
lolol. So true. “Look at me! Look at melookatmelookatmelookatme look what i did! Aw, shucks, Mother Theresa has got nothing on me.”
geminigirl
One, If you send me your email, I can send a direct link of my Portraits. I did it for Kim, and she got them OK!
Love,
GemXX
one/joy_step_at_a_time
hi gem,
I haven’t set up another email address, since deleting the ones that were hacked. I don’t know when I will; but i will let you know when i do.
best,
one
geminigirl
One,–Thats totally cool!
Love,
GemXX
one/joy_step_at_a_time
k, gem!